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Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 02:38:19 pm »
Reminds me of the denial letters from Playgirl that people used to send out.  

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I think sending in gold painted rocks to the place would be hilarious, but I doubt they would respond in any way.

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Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 05:36:09 pm »
Someone else posted this as well.

Either way, it's probably fake because he used the term "Telemarketers" instead of "customer service representatives", but it's too damn funny.
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Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 05:41:15 pm »
It's definitely fake, but I like it. I found the guy who wrote it and think he would be a fun addition to the board.
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Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2010, 09:22:27 pm »
we should have some kind of trophy graphic we can award to people whom we think are cool in order to lure them here



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Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2010, 10:18:14 pm »
we should have some kind of trophy graphic we can award to people whom we think are cool in order to lure them here




That's a good idea. I'm getting good enough with photorealistic metal/glass/etc that I could whip something up if we can agree on a theme/concept.



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Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 01:21:42 am »
The mascot Net made is awesome and hasn't really been used for anything...

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21731.90