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No Hot Dog Buns!
« on: August 23, 2004, 04:03:57 pm »
Do ya think that when Eris worked out the "no hot dog buns" clause, She was on the Atkins diet?

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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2004, 04:15:12 pm »
Sounds plausible. Of course there are madmen defending another theory.
*pies the question*
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2004, 05:33:39 pm »
Quote from: Schweinepriester G.
Sounds plausible. Of course there are madmen defending another theory.
*pies the question*
that Is the reason for eating a hot dog yes... but the question was about why she it it without a bun...

not the atkins diet... she being a good Discordia (hail eris full of grease) eschewed the concept of money ( she could not afford a bun) the hot dog was stolen from the banquet on her way out.
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2004, 05:53:29 pm »
Didn't she have to go in to come out?
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2004, 08:45:59 pm »
I also recall something from the Book of Eris on this, but I'm too lazy to look it up right now.
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2004, 09:52:46 pm »
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Schweinepriester G.
Sounds plausible. Of course there are madmen defending another theory.
*pies the question*
that Is the reason for eating a hot dog yes... but the question was about why she it it without a bun...

not the atkins diet... she being a good Discordia (hail eris full of grease) eschewed the concept of money ( she could not afford a bun) the hot dog was stolen from the banquet on her way out.


I seem to remember Verthaine's book of life was because the hot dog bun came from a steamer, and was all moist and fell apart. So we all need to hate hot dog buns with her.
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2004, 10:42:39 pm »
I love sprouted grain Ezekiel 4:9 hot dog buns. :D  But all I have are
some cheap surplus Colonial hot dog buns bought for a cookout a month
ago.  :cry:  I really want some sprouted grain buns.

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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2004, 11:08:08 pm »
i havent seen a hotdog bun since i was in the US

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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2004, 11:46:26 am »
I believe that Eris was referring to both the bun and the hotdog when she said that one should not partake of the hotdog buns, as when would one ever partake of a hotdog bun? Only when eating a hotdog IMO. And since hotdogs are made of crap (possibly not literally, but pretty darn close), it's probably just... er... returns to post five minutes later and loses it...

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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2004, 01:21:27 pm »
I love hot dog buns.

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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2004, 01:29:20 pm »
I prefer burger buns actually.

With those little sesame seeds on, yes. Although the ones with other bigger seeds on are nice too, don't want to knock all those non-sesame seeds out there you know. Fairs fair and all that.
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2004, 01:31:30 pm »
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I prefer burger buns actually.

With those little sesame seeds on, yes. Although the ones with other bigger seeds on are nice too, don't want to knock all those non-sesame seeds out there you know. Fairs fair and all that.



little known fact, but odds are you can't even taste the seeds. they take very high temperatures before they rpture and their oils can add flaver to anything. they're mostly for show.

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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2004, 01:33:32 pm »
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I love hot dog buns.

Fuck the catma (not literally, of course).



for for like the first 12 times i read that as "fuck the cat, ma!"

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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2004, 01:37:28 pm »
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little known fact, but odds are you can't even taste the seeds. they take very high temperatures before they rpture and their oils can add flaver to anything. they're mostly for show.


I have picked off the seeds in the past and they tasted pretty nice. I find it's usually best to pick them off first anyway. Saves buying a big bag of seeds at any rate. And a good conversation piece at any BBQ for oh say, a few seconds at least.
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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2004, 01:42:11 pm »
for general sue however, it takes some pretty beefy heat to make those things open up.

(I may post a recepie using them later if I feel like it.)