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« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2004, 01:27:06 pm »
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Side note on the Atkins Diet:
Reduced intake of High Density carbolhydrates (ie, starch and grain) does have a short term effect on weight loss, but ther is no long term benifit of "Low Carb" Diets (including/not limited to Atkins, South Beach, the Zone). The rapid weight loss is a result of your body's attempt to adjust to the reduced/altered carb intake. After 30-90 days, weight loss tapers off. the only good aspect of "low carb" diets is the increased intake of fruits and vegetables, and reduced intake of "empty" calories found in fast food and snack foods.

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Here's a nw diet.  Let's call it the "Common Fucking Sense" diet.

1. Fill you plate as you normally do.
2. Remove half the food from the plate.
3. Eat.

You've just reduced your caloric intake by half.  Congrats!

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« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2004, 07:19:11 am »
My friend has a similar diet.
She gets to eat as much food as she can fit on a salad plate.
There's no restriction on the kind of food, as long as it fits on the plate.

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« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2004, 12:59:45 pm »
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My friend has a similar diet.
She gets to eat as much food as she can fit on a salad plate.
There's no restriction on the kind of food, as long as it fits on the plate.


Is there a height limit?  'Cuz I'm good at stacking.  I could probably fit 2 racks of BBQ Ribs on a salad plate.

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« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2004, 01:22:38 pm »
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My friend has a similar diet.
She gets to eat as much food as she can fit on a salad plate.
There's no restriction on the kind of food, as long as it fits on the plate.


Is there a height limit?  'Cuz I'm good at stacking.  I could probably fit 2 racks of BBQ Ribs on a salad plate.


same here. ph34r my l337 574ck1n6 5k1llz!!1!

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« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2004, 03:42:57 pm »
That was my reaction, too. :twisted:
But she says she's not allowed to stack anything on top of anything else.
No wonder she's so thin.

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« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2004, 05:21:15 pm »
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That was my reaction, too. :twisted:
But she says she's not allowed to stack anything on top of anything else.
No wonder she's so thin.
Does anyone remember the picture of that little rodent thing that had a pancake stacked on top of a pancake stacked on its head?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

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« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2004, 05:54:41 pm »
It was a bunny, wasn't it?
Yeah, I remember seeing it not too long ago.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #37 on: August 31, 2004, 05:58:29 pm »
I think it was... I would love to see that stacked on a salad plate let me tell you.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

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« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2004, 06:16:50 pm »
Right this very minute, I'd love to see several pancakes stacked on a plate right here in front of me.
Maybe it would energize me and help me get going this morning.
I have absolutely no ambition today.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2004, 07:42:30 pm »
Dolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup. :D
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DJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

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« Reply #40 on: August 31, 2004, 07:43:15 pm »
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Dolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup. :D
:twisted: I do believe she's right.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2004, 07:19:47 pm »
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Dolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup. :D
:twisted: I do believe she's right.
She must really like that scene in ameriKKKan pi when that guy drinks that ambition up.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

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« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2004, 11:11:05 am »
If you dont eat hot dog buns you will achieve a state of perfection of bliss and inner jello.

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« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2004, 01:12:14 pm »
There is always room for jello
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« Reply #44 on: September 02, 2004, 07:04:59 pm »
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There is always room for jello
This is the qoute I tell myself whenever I make a Comp tape... then I put on one of the dead kenedy songs or one of his spokenwords... well i guess any of his projects... like maybe some lard... or .... you know the other ones he did with those guys and then the one with those other guys... and that other thing and so on and so on and so on...
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.