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« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2004, 07:11:43 pm »
That first Lard EP is great.  "The Power of LARD" is practically an Erisian Manifesto.

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« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2004, 07:25:04 pm »
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That first Lard EP is great.  "The Power of LARD" is practically an Erisian Manifesto.
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« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2004, 07:47:12 pm »
"Lard is the tapeworm in the bottle of tequila that comes alive at night and sneaks up to bite your nipple."

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« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2004, 10:38:02 pm »
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Dolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup. :D

D-Cup? Or is it a G-Cup? I dunno these crazy breast sizing sizes they come up with, myabe I need to spend more time looking at breasts? What do people think about this?
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« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2004, 10:41:06 pm »
http://www.afraidtoask.com/breast/breastmeasuringcup.html

The only problem I have with this is their insistence that the band size is your skin measurement +5.  At least in the Cacique line of lingerie, your skin measurement is your band size.  I think you still reduce the difference by 5 inches to get your cup size, though - I'm certainly not an I-cup!
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« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2004, 10:42:03 pm »
I didn't know there was any such thing as a G-cup.  :shock:
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« Reply #51 on: September 03, 2004, 12:43:53 pm »
Hmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.

That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*
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« Reply #52 on: September 03, 2004, 01:27:44 pm »
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Hmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.

That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*

I guess skulking is out then. What a pity.
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« Reply #53 on: September 03, 2004, 02:02:45 pm »
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Hmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.

That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*

I guess skulking is out then. What a pity.
I had visions of you lurking about trying to look innocent while scoping out all the customers.


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Re: No Hot Dog Buns!
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2008, 07:30:18 pm »
Bump for first-thread utter Pinealist fuckery.

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« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2008, 07:41:21 pm »
Yikes.

I have to admit, though, whenever I eat a hotdog (which is constantly) I think of Eris, and I laugh.
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« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2008, 07:44:18 pm »
Occasionally, I will wander up to the cafe and order a hot dog. The first time I did this I told the cook that it was religious and my religion stated that I must partake of a hot dog without a bun on Fridays. He responded "But, its Thursday." To which I said, "Yeah, I'm a heretic. Also, don't forget the bun."

He's been my friend ever since, and while he may take the fries from under the warmer and re-fry them for some people... I always get fresh fries and for that I thank the Goddess (in some sense).
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« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2008, 12:41:31 pm »
I eat hot dogs every day for lunch.  With buns.  And I relish every bite.  Har!
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« Reply #58 on: March 28, 2008, 12:47:59 pm »
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh no.
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« Reply #59 on: March 28, 2008, 12:49:32 pm »
Don't be a sauerkraut! 

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