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Re: No Hot Dog Buns!
« Reply #60 on: March 28, 2008, 01:05:10 pm »
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Re: No Hot Dog Buns!
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2008, 01:16:30 pm »
Oh, well then I'll stop.

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Re: No Hot Dog Buns!
« Reply #62 on: March 28, 2008, 03:47:30 pm »
College cafeteria food sucks.

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But one day, they started serving hot dogs - cheap - and had nacho sauce you could put on it. This is one of my weaknesses, so I went on an ALL HOT DOG DIET.

All week I ate nothing but hot dogs. On Thursday I was kind of sick and I couldn't eat anything. I recovered on Friday with a killer appetite. I went down to the dining hall and lo - there were five hot dogs left.

so I bought one, ate it, bought another one, ate it...

I knew it was my duty, but I didn't think I could cram down the fifth hot dog. With shaky hands, I went for it... and then... there were no hot dog buns left. NONE.

It was my fifth hot dog on a friday and Our Lady Eris, that bitch, was keeping me honest. I ate it anyway, sans hot dog bun. 

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In accordance with the Law, I crapped five times that day.


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Re: No Hot Dog Buns!
« Reply #63 on: March 28, 2008, 08:42:22 pm »
College cafeteria food sucks.

:sotw:

But one day, they started serving hot dogs - cheap - and had nacho sauce you could put on it. This is one of my weaknesses, so I went on an ALL HOT DOG DIET.

All week I ate nothing but hot dogs. On Thursday I was kind of sick and I couldn't eat anything. I recovered on Friday with a killer appetite. I went down to the dining hall and lo - there were five hot dogs left.

so I bought one, ate it, bought another one, ate it...

I knew it was my duty, but I didn't think I could cram down the fifth hot dog. With shaky hands, I went for it... and then... there were no hot dog buns left. NONE.

It was my fifth hot dog on a friday and Our Lady Eris, that bitch, was keeping me honest. I ate it anyway, sans hot dog bun. 

 :fnord:

In accordance with the Law, I crapped five times that day.


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Re: No Hot Dog Buns!
« Reply #64 on: March 28, 2008, 09:29:16 pm »
I always took the 'no bun' issue to mean you were to eat the hot dogs beer battered and deep fried with attached onion rings.