Ancient Aliens

[the last yatto]

there was a device on that show that i cant remember the damn name for
It was suggested that in the bible, I think exodus, that the weird description for this thing they had was an Algae sandwitch maker

[the last yatto]

And the robot looked like a fucked up verison of the old lost in space

"Danger will robins"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

there was a device on that show that i cant remember the damn name for
It was suggested that in the bible, I think exodus, that the weird description for this thing they had was an Algae sandwitch maker

It's crap.  The bible describes manna (bread) from heaven.  God dropped a few loaves of wonderbread on them.  He made them gather it up off the ground, because apparently stacking it on pallets would ruin the bit. ("Bob" would have dropped them in 55 gallon barrels.)

[Cheef Medijuana]

Has anyone seen the show on the History channel about this? I saw the 1 or 2 hour program about a year or so ago, which lead me to Chariots of the Gods by Eric Von Daniken. Since finishing the book, I now see there is a whole television series based on this idea, that aliens played a key role in the evolution of mankind. Though I do agree that some of the theories are over the top, I feel there is no way to refute some of the evidence presented. It just totally blows my mind that this has not yet become widely accepted as the explanation for "who" and "why" we are today. What do you think?

Please tell me more about this irrefutable evidence.

Whoa settle down people I just thought I would bring up an intersting topic for discussion. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it is fairly obvious that life on this planet was shaped by beings from another. Why is it that the people of India can accept these facts and hardly anyone else can? All you have to do is look at the most common arguments, being the Egyptian Pyramids, Easter Island, and especially Puma Punku. This worksmanship on such a massive scale would have been impossible without modern technology, or the help of travelers. The precise cutting and fitting of the stones at Puma Punku, which are over 1,000 years old, would be nearly impossible to recreate even today.

[Hoopla]

Has anyone seen the show on the History channel about this? I saw the 1 or 2 hour program about a year or so ago, which lead me to Chariots of the Gods by Eric Von Daniken. Since finishing the book, I now see there is a whole television series based on this idea, that aliens played a key role in the evolution of mankind. Though I do agree that some of the theories are over the top, I feel there is no way to refute some of the evidence presented. It just totally blows my mind that this has not yet become widely accepted as the explanation for "who" and "why" we are today. What do you think?

Please tell me more about this irrefutable evidence.

Whoa settle down people I just thought I would bring up an intersting topic for discussion. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it is fairly obvious that life on this planet was shaped by beings from another. Why is it that the people of India can accept these facts and hardly anyone else can? All you have to do is look at the most common arguments, being the Egyptian Pyramids, Easter Island, and especially Puma Punku. This worksmanship on such a massive scale would have been impossible without modern technology, or the help of travelers. The precise cutting and fitting of the stones at Puma Punku, which are over 1,000 years old, would be nearly impossible to recreate even today.

Untrue.

Have you read about the Coral Castle?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The precise cutting and fitting of the stones at Puma Punku, which are over 1,000 years old, would be nearly impossible to recreate even today.

Bullshit.  

[chimes]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it is fairly obvious that life on this planet was shaped by beings from another.

Then we need to find their asses and kick them hard.  Fuckers.

[Hoopla]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it is fairly obvious that life on this planet was shaped by beings from another.

Then we need to find their asses and kick them hard.  Fuckers.

Nobody ever offers this opinion to the Space Seed people.  Thank you Roger, my thoughts exactly.

[Phox]

there was a device on that show that i cant remember the damn name for
It was suggested that in the bible, I think exodus, that the weird description for this thing they had was an Algae sandwitch maker

It's crap.  The bible describes manna (bread) from heaven.  God dropped a few loaves of wonderbread on them.  He made them gather it up off the ground, because apparently stacking it on pallets would ruin the bit. ("Bob" would have dropped them in 55 gallon barrels.)

Now, Roger, I have to disagree here. It's obvious that God dropped a shitload of those little communion wafers. Seeing as how Jesus wasn't invented yet, he obviously had a ton lying around he wasn't using.  He just forgot to cover the plate with plastic wrap so they scattered everywhere on the fall down.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it is fairly obvious that life on this planet was shaped by beings from another.

Then we need to find their asses and kick them hard.  Fuckers.

Nobody ever offers this opinion to the Space Seed people.  Thank you Roger, my thoughts exactly.

Yep.  Looking around, it's fucking obvious that our Galactic Space Brothers are either idiots, or they did this to us on purpose. 

If Chief Marjuana - or whatever his name is - is right, we need to start building a death star NOW, and then go shove the stones from Puma Punku up their arses sideways, then create a great disturbance in the fucking force, if you catch my drift.

Rotten lousy bastards.  I hate them worse than I hate you Goddamn humans.

[Hoopla]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it is fairly obvious that life on this planet was shaped by beings from another.

Then we need to find their asses and kick them hard.  Fuckers.

Nobody ever offers this opinion to the Space Seed people.  Thank you Roger, my thoughts exactly.

Yep.  Looking around, it's fucking obvious that our Galactic Space Brothers are either idiots, or they did this to us on purpose. 

If Chief Marjuana - or whatever his name is - is right, we need to start building a death star NOW, and then go shove the stones from Puma Punku up their arses sideways, then create a great disturbance in the fucking force, if you catch my drift.

Rotten lousy bastards.  I hate them worse than I hate you Goddamn humans.

I would sort of prefer it if they did it on purpose. 

I can take outright maliciousness, but incompetence really gets to me.

[Cheef Medijuana]

The precise cutting and fitting of the stones at Puma Punku, which are over 1,000 years old, would be nearly impossible to recreate even today.

Bullshit.  

The next 9 minutes could change how you view the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMJcj6kVJ80&feature=related

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it is fairly obvious that life on this planet was shaped by beings from another.

Then we need to find their asses and kick them hard.  Fuckers.

Nobody ever offers this opinion to the Space Seed people.  Thank you Roger, my thoughts exactly.

Yep.  Looking around, it's fucking obvious that our Galactic Space Brothers are either idiots, or they did this to us on purpose. 

If Chief Marjuana - or whatever his name is - is right, we need to start building a death star NOW, and then go shove the stones from Puma Punku up their arses sideways, then create a great disturbance in the fucking force, if you catch my drift.

Rotten lousy bastards.  I hate them worse than I hate you Goddamn humans.

I would sort of prefer it if they did it on purpose. 

I can take outright maliciousness, but incompetence really gets to me.

Either way, time to carry our monkey asses to THEIR house, and do what we do best.

I am guessing that in 1000 years, people will look at the welds we made, and say "They had to have had alien assistance for that"¹".




¹  What they'll actually say is, "Stay away from the ruins of the Gods.  They're haunted."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The next 9 minutes could change how you view the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMJcj6kVJ80&feature=related

Could, but won't.  My nannywall doesn't allow youtube.

Also, I'm in the industrial maintenance field, and we do shit every day that you'd think impossible (getting a 5' wide agitator blade through a 3' hole, for example).  And we only have one (1) alien on the staff, and he's a rather stupid thing, looks like a cross between Fred Flintstone and a rather ugly toad.  He's my assistant, and he couldn't build a shitpile with a trowel and a gut full of bad vindaloo.

So, yeah, kind of doubt you're going to gain me as a convert.