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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2011, 11:50:11 pm »
This country can be such a cesspool at times.   :lulz:
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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2011, 05:08:14 am »


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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2011, 09:00:11 am »
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order is you!

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2011, 06:43:48 pm »



Holy shit



where the hell do they find these kids >.>


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*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2011, 01:58:32 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2011, 03:28:52 am »
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2011, 03:31:18 am »


Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2011, 03:32:58 am »
They were just a little obsessed with stank back then, right?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2011, 05:02:41 am »
Terrifyingly obsessed.

Also I love the ones that imply that the reason her husband won't fuck her is because her pussy smells.  :horrormirth:
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2011, 05:04:36 am »
DISINFECT THAT DIRTY, DIRTY HOLE, YOU FILTHY, VORACIOUS WOMAN! :crankey:
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2011, 05:06:47 am »
My favorite part is how it's the woman's fault and a "wifely sin" to allow it to happen.  :lulz:

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Re: "Bob" Drives People Crazy.
« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2011, 05:26:34 am »
Also, the line "an odor she may not detect, but which is so readily apparent to people around her"  obviously translates to

"YOUR CUNT STINKS AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN SMELL IT, YOU OBLIVIOUS COW".  :x

Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.