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« on: February 14, 2011, 07:05:57 am »
Quote from: Dustin Conner (Discordian Society Facebook)
In response to the emergence of christian dating sites, I propose that someone should create a Discordian/SubGenius/Satanist/Pagan/Wiccan/Etc. dating site.

Possible? Worth doing?

Though I have to say, I'm not sure about lumping the Satanists in. Disco's technically neopagan so Pagans make sense, but again, both they and Wiccans are catered for rather well.

Anyway, idea jamming time.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: OK.Eris
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 08:19:32 am »
We place quotas on peoples profiles so they are more in line with statistics(Dating sites have an insanely disproportionate number of blonds, and an unusually low average weight for women. While men on dating sites appear to be much taller and collect much higher paychecks than the national average.) "Sorry sir but we dont believe you are 6 foot 6"

Another thing you could do is force people to upload scans of their drivers licenses(with important info blacked out). That way lying would be impossible. Plus, the drivers license would let you know what the person looked like on an average day and not when they put on a shit ton of makeup  and take pictures from insane angles.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

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Re: OK.Eris
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 02:01:00 pm »
There are already Pagan based dating sites.  There is not enough bleach in the world for the horrors I have witnessed.

Besides, dating sites universally suck, except for trolling purposes. 
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
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Re: OK.Eris
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 02:16:39 pm »
Quote from: Dustin Conner (Discordian Society Facebook)
In response to the emergence of christian dating sites, I propose that someone should create a Discordian/SubGenius/Satanist/Pagan/Wiccan/Etc. dating site.

Possible? Worth doing?

what would make it worth doing?

making money? - it won't make money
getting laid? - no comment
creating community? - maybe, but ugh!



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Disco's technically neopagan

disagree! I am not a neopagan.

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Re: OK.Eris
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 02:42:02 pm »
No, but the Bee Gee's are. 
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Re: OK.Eris
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2011, 06:15:05 am »
Quote from: Dustin Conner (Discordian Society Facebook)
In response to the emergence of christian dating sites, I propose that someone should create a Discordian/SubGenius/Satanist/Pagan/Wiccan/Etc. dating site.

Possible? Worth doing?

what would make it worth doing?

making money? - it won't make money
getting laid? - no comment
creating community? - maybe, but ugh!



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Disco's technically neopagan

disagree! I am not a neopagan.

I misspoke. I meant that under some definitions of neopagan, discordia fits into that classification.

I actually like ok Cupid for a lot of reasons, one of which is it can be used for many purposes. A disco based one would be used to find people not just for friends or partners but for gasms, projects etc. That's where it went in my head anyway.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.