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LMNO, PhD (life continues):
Newt Gingrich may run for president.  That could be interesting.  But NPR just called him "the best intellectual mind in the GOP".

I suppose, if you stand him up next to Palin, but... Really?  


--- Quote from: Newt Gingrich ---The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument.

I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is that we don't encourage you to be nasty. We encourage you to be neat, obedient, loyal and faithful and all those Boy Scout words, which would be great around a campfire but a lousy politician.

There is no reason for us to accept a mosque next to the World Trade Center.  Nazis don't have the right to put up a sign next to the Holocaust museum in Washington, and we would never accept the Japanese putting up a site next to Pearl Harbor.

The problem isnít too little money in political campaigns, but not enough.

A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning.  No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about.

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.
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Adios:
 :lulz:

Stay out of the ditches, bitches. We want those vaginas clean!

Phox:

--- Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 03, 2011, 02:58:25 pm ---If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.
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What.

Dysfunctional Cunt:
Newt's been hitting the crack pipe.

Disco Pickle:

--- Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 03:30:28 pm --- :lulz:

Stay out of the ditches, bitches. We want those vaginas clean!

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 :lulz:

nice.

laughed out loud, at work. 

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