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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2011, 05:34:22 pm »
I must have missed the part of "What to look for in a good man" lecture that said "you need to get yourself a good giraffe hunter."



What the hell would a guy even do with one if he got it?
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Maybe a purse or a piece of luggage?

Stuff the fucker and put it in the front yard?

I reckon you can eat Giraffe but I imagine the meat would be stringy.

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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2011, 05:42:18 pm »
Newt Gingrich may run for president.  That could be interesting. 

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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2011, 08:24:40 pm »

Quote from: Newt Gingrich

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.


I have a question. Um.......hasn't this species spent more time dwelling in dirty conditions than in the ultra hygienic ones that are found in some parts of first world nations? If so, wouldn't that invalidate the "OMG WIMMEZ CANT FITE CUZ DEY VAJAJAYZ WULD GET DIRTY" argument?
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2011, 08:28:29 pm »
Also, I don't think we'll be repeating WWI anytime soon.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2011, 08:32:28 pm »

Quote from: Newt Gingrich

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.


I have a question. Um.......hasn't this species spent more time dwelling in dirty conditions than in the ultra hygienic ones that are found in some parts of first world nations? If so, wouldn't that invalidate the "OMG WIMMEZ CANT FITE CUZ DEY VAJAJAYZ WULD GET DIRTY" argument?

I suspect that's more the "Oh, God, don't give wimmenz GUNZ!  If you show dem da gunz, they gonna shoot US!" argument.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2011, 08:34:13 pm »

Quote from: Newt Gingrich

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.



I have a question. Um.......hasn't this species spent more time dwelling in dirty conditions than in the ultra hygienic ones that are found in some parts of first world nations? If so, wouldn't that invalidate the "OMG WIMMEZ CANT FITE CUZ DEY VAJAJAYZ WULD GET DIRTY" argument?

I suspect that's more the "Oh, God, don't give wimmenz GUNZ!  If you show dem da gunz, they gonna shoot US!" argument.

And at least in my case they would be right.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2011, 08:35:47 pm »
And I've been thinking about the disparity between the relative strength an average man and woman. It would seem to me, that if the armed forces simply gender neutralizes the physical fitness standards, and sets them towards what a SOLDIER needs to do at a bare minimum, that everyone would be at the same bare minimum. Which is something the Army is doing.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2011, 08:37:20 pm »
Fact inconvenient for Newt:  Women make better fighter pilots, both mentally and physically.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2011, 08:45:53 pm »
Fact inconvenient for Newt:  Women make better fighter pilots, both mentally and physically.

I think I read something years ago that strongly suggested women would make better submariners than men.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2011, 08:51:18 pm »
Fact inconvenient for Newt:  Women make better fighter pilots, both mentally and physically.

I think I read something years ago that strongly suggested women would make better submariners than men.

Women are also better heavy machine operators. They aren't nearly as hard on the equipment.

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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2011, 09:08:08 pm »
Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2011, 09:08:43 pm »
Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.

But you do if you get overrun.

Just saying.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2011, 10:36:56 pm »
Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.

But you do if you get overrun.

Just saying.

Which can be overcome by creating, and enforcing standards of physical regardless of gender and a more rigorously trained close quarters combat program, but like TGRR says, you can't jsut rely on your trigger finger, which is what a large majority of women I've met in the Army say.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2011, 10:51:38 pm »
Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.

But you do if you get overrun.

Just saying.
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Re: Newt in 2012?
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2011, 10:53:51 pm »
Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.

But you do if you get overrun.

Just saying.
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