UNLIMITED GOP 2012 PRIMARY CANDIDATE THREAD

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I must have missed the part of "What to look for in a good man" lecture that said "you need to get yourself a good giraffe hunter."

What the hell would a guy even do with one if he got it?
Car seat covers!!!!!! And boots! Sexy G-String!

Maybe a purse or a piece of luggage?

Stuff the fucker and put it in the front yard?

I reckon you can eat Giraffe but I imagine the meat would be stringy.

[Dirty Old Uncle Roger]

Newt Gingrich may run for president.  That could be interesting. 

And Doomed.

Unless your name is Richard Milhous Nixon or Chester Arthur, once you leave politics, you can never, ever come back.

[Don Coyote]

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.

I have a question. Um.......hasn't this species spent more time dwelling in dirty conditions than in the ultra hygienic ones that are found in some parts of first world nations? If so, wouldn't that invalidate the "OMG WIMMEZ CANT FITE CUZ DEY VAJAJAYZ WULD GET DIRTY" argument?

[Dirty Old Uncle Roger]

Also, I don't think we'll be repeating WWI anytime soon.

[Luna]

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.

I have a question. Um.......hasn't this species spent more time dwelling in dirty conditions than in the ultra hygienic ones that are found in some parts of first world nations? If so, wouldn't that invalidate the "OMG WIMMEZ CANT FITE CUZ DEY VAJAJAYZ WULD GET DIRTY" argument?

I suspect that's more the "Oh, God, don't give wimmenz GUNZ!  If you show dem da gunz, they gonna shoot US!" argument.

[*GrumpButt*]

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.

I have a question. Um.......hasn't this species spent more time dwelling in dirty conditions than in the ultra hygienic ones that are found in some parts of first world nations? If so, wouldn't that invalidate the "OMG WIMMEZ CANT FITE CUZ DEY VAJAJAYZ WULD GET DIRTY" argument?

I suspect that's more the "Oh, God, don't give wimmenz GUNZ!  If you show dem da gunz, they gonna shoot US!" argument.

And at least in my case they would be right.

[Don Coyote]

And I've been thinking about the disparity between the relative strength an average man and woman. It would seem to me, that if the armed forces simply gender neutralizes the physical fitness standards, and sets them towards what a SOLDIER needs to do at a bare minimum, that everyone would be at the same bare minimum. Which is something the Army is doing.

[Dirty Old Uncle Roger]

Fact inconvenient for Newt:  Women make better fighter pilots, both mentally and physically.

[Don Coyote]

Fact inconvenient for Newt:  Women make better fighter pilots, both mentally and physically.

I think I read something years ago that strongly suggested women would make better submariners than men.

[Adios]

Fact inconvenient for Newt:  Women make better fighter pilots, both mentally and physically.

I think I read something years ago that strongly suggested women would make better submariners than men.

Women are also better heavy machine operators. They aren't nearly as hard on the equipment.

[Luna]

Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.

[Dirty Old Uncle Roger]

Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.

But you do if you get overrun.

Just saying.

[Don Coyote]

Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.

But you do if you get overrun.

Just saying.

Which can be overcome by creating, and enforcing standards of physical regardless of gender and a more rigorously trained close quarters combat program, but like TGRR says, you can't jsut rely on your trigger finger, which is what a large majority of women I've met in the Army say.
"Why are we learning combatives. I got a gun."

[Adios]

Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.

But you do if you get overrun.

Just saying.

A girl kicked my ass one day in Tae Kwon Do class.

[Don Coyote]

Also, I do not need to be able to arm-wrestle you in order to blow your brains out at range.

But you do if you get overrun.

Just saying.

A girl kicked my ass one day in Tae Kwon Do class.

Girl I was dating decided to, for no reason at all, perform a take down on me, in front of the local Army recruiters. Her boot cut my lip.