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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2011, 01:04:36 am »
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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2011, 04:01:16 am »
Yeah, Navkat, it's a slime mold. Slime molds are in the superkingdom Amoebozoa, while the Kingdom Fungi is in the superkingdom Opisthokonta, along with animals.
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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2011, 05:53:41 am »
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I'll break out the gimp tonight.

Ah, I got nothin cookin..


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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2011, 06:47:38 am »
Yeah, Navkat, it's a slime mold. Slime molds are in the superkingdom Amoebozoa, while the Kingdom Fungi is in the superkingdom Opisthokonta, along with animals.

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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2011, 05:15:59 pm »
Yeah, Navkat, it's a slime mold. Slime molds are in the superkingdom Amoebozoa, while the Kingdom Fungi is in the superkingdom Opisthokonta, along with animals.

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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2011, 07:48:46 pm »
Well, the question was if it's edible! (Or rather whether it will get Navkat high)
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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2011, 07:21:01 am »
I think you're supposed to spread it on toast as a low-calorie butter substitute.
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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2011, 02:47:05 pm »
:lulz:

I'll break out the gimp tonight.

Ah, I got nothin cookin..



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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2011, 09:01:15 pm »
Well, the question was if it's edible! (Or rather whether it will get Navkat high)

Yes, and no, respectively. Though there are better foods to be eaten.
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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2011, 04:40:05 am »
Well, the question was if it's edible! (Or rather whether it will get Navkat high)

Yes, and no, respectively. Though there are better foods to be eaten.

Yeah, I don't think I'd enjoy eating anything with the word "slime" in the name.
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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2011, 04:43:16 am »
Are slime molds in general edible, or just that one?
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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2011, 05:40:47 am »
You live in Mobile? I lived there for about three years. Birmingham, now, though.
I wouldn't eat that. It looks gross. What does it smell like?

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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2011, 05:42:49 am »
I think you're supposed to spread it on toast as a low-calorie butter substitute.

Man, fuck that shit then. It's real butter or GTFO.

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Re: It's time for an episode of "If I Eat It, Will It Get Me High?"
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2011, 06:39:03 am »
You live in Mobile? I lived there for about three years. Birmingham, now, though.
I wouldn't eat that. It looks gross. What does it smell like?

Best part about Mobile is New Orleans.
How long you been in B'ham? If'n ya ever blow into the 251 again, let me know.

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