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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #105 on: November 18, 2012, 02:06:48 am »
I have chosen 2 colours from this range, http://www.celticove.com/acatalog/Tweed-Aran.html although I'm not telling what they are, as it's supposed to be a surprise. Luckily i also have another scarf on the go for our friend Jerry, an American self-exile in Edinburgh (OMG OMG OMG alpaca blend yarn is fucking DECADENT AS FUCK! sooo soft and kind of springy. I want £100 so I can make a blanket or throw or something from a similar blend.) so I can switch between projects for when Payne is home, and when Payne is not.

Alas current blanket project is 25% or so done, but festive seasons have put the fucker on hold. I was kind of summer weight anyway, so hey ho.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #106 on: November 18, 2012, 05:18:52 am »
Quote from: Pixie on November 18, 2012, 02:06:48 am
I have chosen 2 colours from this range, http://www.celticove.com/acatalog/Tweed-Aran.html although I'm not telling what they are, as it's supposed to be a surprise. Luckily i also have another scarf on the go for our friend Jerry, an American self-exile in Edinburgh (OMG OMG OMG alpaca blend yarn is fucking DECADENT AS FUCK! sooo soft and kind of springy. I want £100 so I can make a blanket or throw or something from a similar blend.) so I can switch between projects for when Payne is home, and when Payne is not.

Alas current blanket project is 25% or so done, but festive seasons have put the fucker on hold. I was kind of summer weight anyway, so hey ho.

Rowan yarn is so nice. I don't own any but it's on my list of yarns I'd like to play with.  Your projects sound very cool. Keep us updated on your progress. :)
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #107 on: November 18, 2012, 05:49:43 am »
Ahahaha, found a cool pair of socks. I should learn to knit those:

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« Reply #108 on: November 18, 2012, 07:34:40 am »
This thread makes me want to pick crocheting up again. I believe I have a hook or two somewhere around here...
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #109 on: December 04, 2012, 09:08:12 pm »
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 18, 2012, 07:34:40 am
This thread makes me want to pick crocheting up again. I believe I have a hook or two somewhere around here...

Have you? It's sort of contagious, I think.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #110 on: December 04, 2012, 09:27:24 pm »
It is. I usually only do it on public transport because I need something to do with my hands, but I'm thinking about picking it up again and learning more than two stitches.
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« Reply #111 on: December 04, 2012, 10:27:12 pm »
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 04, 2012, 09:27:24 pm
It is. I usually only do it on public transport because I need something to do with my hands, but I'm thinking about picking it up again and learning more than two stitches.

I'm working on a set of dishcloths for my roommate, who likes those sorts of things. I picked three patterns, without reading them, that I thought looked really different and offered up different textures. Turns out they all use the same two stitches - single crochet and double crochet - the only change is which hole you're putting the stitches in.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #112 on: December 08, 2012, 10:45:53 am »

Finished the dishcloths. Didn't think to take a picture of them all separately until I had them tied up. Whoops. Now I'm working on a crocodile stitch shawl.

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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #113 on: December 09, 2012, 03:13:51 am »
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 10:27:12 pm
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 04, 2012, 09:27:24 pm
It is. I usually only do it on public transport because I need something to do with my hands, but I'm thinking about picking it up again and learning more than two stitches.

I'm working on a set of dishcloths for my roommate, who likes those sorts of things. I picked three patterns, without reading them, that I thought looked really different and offered up different textures. Turns out they all use the same two stitches - single crochet and double crochet - the only change is which hole you're putting the stitches in.

Isn't that always the way?
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #114 on: December 09, 2012, 04:54:07 am »
Quote from: hølist on December 09, 2012, 03:13:51 am
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 10:27:12 pm
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 04, 2012, 09:27:24 pm
It is. I usually only do it on public transport because I need something to do with my hands, but I'm thinking about picking it up again and learning more than two stitches.

I'm working on a set of dishcloths for my roommate, who likes those sorts of things. I picked three patterns, without reading them, that I thought looked really different and offered up different textures. Turns out they all use the same two stitches - single crochet and double crochet - the only change is which hole you're putting the stitches in.

It is. It's amazing how things change with just one altered detail.

Isn't that always the way?
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #115 on: December 13, 2012, 09:08:48 am »
Finished a hat and also found the crop tool. Whee! I'm so asleep right now.




This hat is not fooling around. It means business. It doubles as a bucket, a stock pot, a bludgeoning device, a helmet, and a dragon egg cozy.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #116 on: December 13, 2012, 03:43:34 pm »
That bat wing shawl a couple pages back is win! I should try to make a shawl. I just have this massive scarf I need to finish.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #117 on: December 13, 2012, 07:31:40 pm »
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 08, 2012, 10:45:53 am

Finished the dishcloths. Didn't think to take a picture of them all separately until I had them tied up. Whoops. Now I'm working on a crocodile stitch shawl.


Second pic is busted. Wanted to show P3nTGF. is it just me? Was working earlier
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #118 on: December 13, 2012, 07:48:03 pm »
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #119 on: December 13, 2012, 08:15:24 pm »
Yup shows up fine for me now. Must have been temporary server tardedness
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