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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2011, 11:15:12 pm »
the 3rd is my fav, awesome colors

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« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2011, 11:59:07 pm »
Those are awesome!
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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2011, 02:51:29 am »
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« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2011, 07:27:58 am »
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This one was just because I liked the pattern so much I wanted to do it again. But the GF says this one freaks her out. Something about the colors just doesn't do it for her. O.o

Do you mean that last pic?  I think that one is the best of the lot, really.  Blue, particularly dark blues which I see you've got going on in there, go really well with that and similar shades of yellow.


IMO, anyway.  Lots of things go with that kind of yellow, in fact. :)
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« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2011, 07:34:51 am »
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This one was just because I liked the pattern so much I wanted to do it again. But the GF says this one freaks her out. Something about the colors just doesn't do it for her. O.o

Do you mean that last pic?  I think that one is the best of the lot, really.  Blue, particularly dark blues which I see you've got going on in there, go really well with that and similar shades of yellow.


IMO, anyway.  Lots of things go with that kind of yellow, in fact. :)

Yup. I meant that last one. Thanks! I thought it the colors went awesome together, myself. :D

Thanks, y'all. :D
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2011, 05:38:36 am »
I came here expecting to find sculptures made out of fish hooks. This is bullshit!

I couldn't find fish hooks...will this work?

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« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2011, 04:29:58 am »

Very poofy/lacy/huge shawl done in a discontinued acrylic/mohair blend. Warm and soft and all-consuming. I might track down more of this yarn to make these shawls up super-quick to give away. Not sure what I'm going to do with this one.
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« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2011, 05:10:32 pm »

Very poofy/lacy/huge shawl done in a discontinued acrylic/mohair blend. Warm and soft and all-consuming. I might track down more of this yarn to make these shawls up super-quick to give away. Not sure what I'm going to do with this one.

That's beautiful!
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« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2011, 05:18:31 pm »
It's made with this stuff which is both perfect for the shawl and discontinued. So warm and light!
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« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2011, 06:08:14 pm »
Oooh yeah! I love that stuff. I hate it when Lion discontinues stuff I like.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2011, 06:12:05 pm »
Oooh yeah! I love that stuff. I hate it when Lion discontinues stuff I like.

Ditto. If I had $15 to kill on getting another skein of the stuff I would. I found the first one on Ravelry for $5.

Oh well. I shouldn't be worried about making more shawls anyway. I should be worried about finding my god damn crochet hooks. Grr. GRRR!!
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« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2011, 07:32:01 pm »
Lovely!

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« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2011, 09:12:27 pm »
Lovely!

Thank you! :D Every one should have one of these. They are super-cuddly.
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« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2011, 09:22:12 pm »
I'm making two afghans out of crochet blocks. Been working on them since January, one block a month, ish. Went outside a few minutes ago and baked my feet to get pictures of what I've got so far. The first two pictures are for the same blanket, it uses 12'' and 6'' squares. The last picture is of squares for a blanket that will just use 12'' blocks.


   


   


   
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"Draw blood, paint life, sculpt that clay,
build that bridge (suffer and pleasure)
Got love, gotta write that way and we
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But we’re still gonna suffer"

- Cecil of Doomtree from 'Team the Best Team'