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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2011, 02:47:16 am »
I came here expecting to find sculptures made out of fish hooks. This is bullshit!

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« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2011, 03:13:37 am »
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« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2011, 03:30:56 am »
I came here expecting to find sculptures made out of fish hooks. This is bullshit!

Neener neener neener! Maybe I will make a blanket with a tessellating fishhook motif. Would that make you happy?

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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2011, 10:19:35 pm »
This is CaronTM's idea of a fitting representation of Tuscon. All it needs is some leather trim and an embroidered scorpion motif.


www.naturallycaron.com/slideshows/tucson/index.html
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« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2011, 11:56:44 pm »
Wow, you're very talented! I think crocheting's awfully hard.
It's probably just a phase.

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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2011, 01:47:02 pm »
I crochet as well, I just don't have the patience to change yarns enough to do technicolor homo granny squares. I took a Caron One Pounder and just started making a giant square...the fucker can fit over a twin bed.  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2011, 06:07:57 pm »
Yup. One of those thing s goes a long way.
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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2011, 01:47:24 am »
I like this and normally I hate granny square stuff. Those don't look like regular granny squares, they're on a diagonal or something, they look like flowers. 
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« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2011, 02:00:43 am »
I like this and normally I hate granny square stuff. Those don't look like regular granny squares, they're on a diagonal or something, they look like flowers. 



Thanks. :) There are three color sequences, one per each round of the squares. The center rows are on the diagonal by color. The middle rows are straight across by color and the third rounds are alternately black or brown making a subtle checkerboard.
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« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2011, 09:31:39 am »
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Eighty billion years (ten months) after I started this damn thing, I am finally done!!!!! This is what happens when I have eighty (four) long-term projects at once. BUT THIS ONE IS DONE! The sun needs to come up so I can take some decent pictures of this thing. But until then:





Here's what sunlight does for it, from my pics of it outside after the edging but before the backing:



Doesn't it just POP?!

God damn, I am awesome.

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« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2011, 11:16:30 am »
Gorgeous!  :)
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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2011, 06:25:57 pm »
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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2011, 06:28:04 pm »
Pictures of this bitch in sun-lit glory.














Now to start a new project!!   :x
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« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2011, 08:17:29 pm »
Latest squares. I'm working on two year-long afghans. So far it has been lots of fun and a way to make sure I crochet a little every month. Also, I am learning new stitches. Which is awesome.




This one was just because I liked the pattern so much I wanted to do it again. But the GF says this one freaks her out. Something about the colors just doesn't do it for her. O.o



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« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2011, 09:31:34 pm »
OMG. I LOVE THOSE STITCHES!
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