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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #75 on: March 09, 2012, 05:34:53 am »
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
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I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #76 on: March 09, 2012, 10:24:17 am »
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.
Hint: it seems perhaps someone be already maid?  :roll:
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #77 on: March 09, 2012, 11:15:37 am »

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.
becaaaause.. they are evil and will ruin your life? :D
I'm kidding, I don't want kids either.. at least for now :) I'm still working on my savings, and babies need a loooot of savings
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #78 on: March 09, 2012, 09:07:37 pm »
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.

OMG, I love the internet!

All this time, what, almost two years? I have been assuming that you're significantly younger, male, and gay. And now that I think about it, I have no idea why. :lulz:
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #79 on: March 09, 2012, 09:08:11 pm »
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.
Hint: it seems perhaps someone be already maid?  :roll:

This is your best post ever. It really encapsulates your essence.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #80 on: March 09, 2012, 09:10:22 pm »
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.

OMG, I love the internet!

All this time, what, almost two years? I have been assuming that you're significantly younger, male, and gay. And now that I think about it, I have no idea why. :lulz:

I've known that for a while and she still seems like a young gay man to me. Or a crazy old cat lady. Sometimes both at the same time. :lulz:
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« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2012, 07:16:39 am »
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.

OMG, I love the internet!

All this time, what, almost two years? I have been assuming that you're significantly younger, male, and gay. And now that I think about it, I have no idea why. :lulz:

I've known that for a while and she still seems like a young gay man to me. Or a crazy old cat lady. Sometimes both at the same time. :lulz:

It's because I'm a pagan, isn't it? And my enjoyment of anal sex? And my short attention span . . .

If it makes you feel better, I used to tell people I was a gay tomcat trapped in a bi woman's body. Hilarity ensued, usually.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #82 on: November 08, 2012, 07:25:37 pm »
Still hooking and taking horrible pictures of it.





















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« Reply #83 on: November 08, 2012, 10:20:32 pm »
I love the shawls!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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« Reply #84 on: November 08, 2012, 11:41:38 pm »
Thank you kindly, ma'am. Shawls are my favorite but I've been branching out into blankets to use up my acrylic, and hats so I have more on-the-go projects. I can knit or crochet anywhere and if I have something useful to do in my hands, I am less prone to accidentally answering strangers' questions honestly or getting thrown out of places or starting fights or just plain laughing in someone's face. I just keep my mouth shut and work on that hat, god damn it.

The two throw-blankets are sold, one for $100 and one for $200, so that was nice. More yarn money.
The hats were donated to charity.
The shawls were given away.
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« Reply #85 on: November 09, 2012, 03:10:26 pm »
:mittens: Cool tying wool in knots stuff! P3nTGF has recently started being a hooker. Any good sites for noobs?
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« Reply #86 on: November 09, 2012, 04:12:04 pm »
:mittens: Cool tying wool in knots stuff! P3nTGF has recently started being a hooker. Any good sites for noobs?

Ravelry.com is awesome. Patterns, details about almost every possible yarn, forums for questions and the like, and a place to put down what you want to work on, what tools you have, and what you want. Pretty helpful.

Youtube is also good, there are video tutorials for just about every stitch and pattern on there.

There are dozens of other sites, craftster, knitting.com, interweave, knitty.com, crochetme.com - but those are the two I actually have found to be the most helpful. :)
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« Reply #87 on: November 09, 2012, 04:52:24 pm »
She made a beanie



Then she made another that's too small to fit human crania

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« Reply #88 on: November 09, 2012, 05:01:49 pm »
She made a beanie



Then she made another that's too small to fit human crania



Your pictures, sir, they do not load.
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« Reply #89 on: November 09, 2012, 05:57:13 pm »
Edited to fix dumbass google privacy. Privacy is a MYTH, goddamnit, stop pretending I haz it  :argh!:
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