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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2011, 07:47:36 pm »

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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2011, 07:51:59 pm »
Tom, a hawk.

"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

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« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2011, 07:56:50 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2011, 10:17:35 pm »

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« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2011, 10:22:21 pm »
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Holy shit!
Insanity we trust.

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« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2011, 10:54:40 pm »
“There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.” - M I C H E L   D E   M O N T A I G N E

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Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2011, 11:00:40 pm »
I know I'm being pedantic, but Shiva's a male.

Actually, results may vary.  Not even the Hindus understand their religion.

No shit. Here's a story from Indian mythology that I could from a buddy taking a class in it:

Mark: "So there was this monkey who, long ago, was born so violently out of a vagina that he rocketed out into space and ate the sun. Then another god decided that was bullshit, smacked the monkey back down to earth, and then some other gods were like 'what the fuck is this shit now we have to make him immortal.'"

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« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2011, 11:04:18 pm »
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

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« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2011, 11:11:23 pm »
“There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.” - M I C H E L   D E   M O N T A I G N E

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« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2011, 11:39:44 pm »
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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