Okay, enough is enough.
I now believe that CU is actually ill. I have some experience in this sort of thing, as many of you may recall, and his behavior seems to indicate a breakdown.
As such, this just stopped being fun.
I am no longer interested in "debating" with him over this mess, and I no longer care about what he thinks he's proven about my actions or my motives (which, apparently, include the unpaid overlordship of all Discordia), and I don't care if this means he thinks he "won". Nor do I care what further accusations he decides to level, nor any other internet-based games he wishes to play.
I am not in the business of taunting crazy people.
It's over, at least as far as I am concerned.
Has seen this sort of thing at least once before.