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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #75 on: March 29, 2011, 09:25:56 pm »
I would be very very happy with mine going to print, with the qualification that I feel it needs an editing, and to give me a deadline at somepoint so that I can see to it that its done.

It shouldn't be polished, actually...But if you must, I'd like to start organizing this on Friday.

I'll reconsider in that case.  If you don't get something from me by then use what I have regardless.
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #76 on: March 29, 2011, 09:37:34 pm »
Hmmm...I think the spread to New York will be the closing act.

What I need now is more "man in the street" stuff from Southampton or London.
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #77 on: March 29, 2011, 09:42:24 pm »
Charley, can you take Flatbush and plunk it in England?  Google Earth or even just a map of the Southampton area would be all you need.

Also, there's no reason not to use guns outside of the sewer.

Or maybe command-detonated mines, if a honey trap is what you're after.
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #78 on: March 29, 2011, 09:44:06 pm »
No seriously I think these Paynites are doing a good thing.  of course they have to say it's subterranean monsters, they can't go around admitting they're taking junkies and wasters down in the sewers and killing them, but honestly, if you could do it and get away with it, wouldn't you?  I'm glad the government's not stopping them, I'm even glad they've got people looking like screwballs and coming out saying they saw Nessies.  It makes good television, and you need something watch when the football's not no don't you?

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #79 on: March 29, 2011, 09:44:35 pm »
Charley, can you take Flatbush and plunk it in England?  Google Earth or even just a map of the Southampton area would be all you need.

Also, there's no reason not to use guns outside of the sewer.

Or maybe command-detonated mines, if a honey trap is what you're after.

Sure, no problem. Give me a few to rework this in my head. Anyone else playing, ideas are welcome.

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #80 on: March 29, 2011, 09:44:47 pm »
No seriously I think these Paynites are doing a good thing.  of course they have to say it's subterranean monsters, they can't go around admitting they're taking junkies and wasters down in the sewers and killing them, but honestly, if you could do it and get away with it, wouldn't you?  I'm glad the government's not stopping them, I'm even glad they've got people looking like screwballs and coming out saying they saw Nessies.  It makes good television, and you need something watch when the football's not no don't you?

I haven't had a beggar come up to me asking for change in a week and I say we need to just let them do their job.

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #81 on: March 29, 2011, 09:46:46 pm »
Where I'm going with this is, at least at first, it should be something that's not even on the government's radar, at least officially (where's Payne getting all that gear, right?).

Small town horror, so to speak.  An anomaly. 

That's why I haven't described the Nessies.
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #82 on: March 29, 2011, 09:49:25 pm »
That's why I haven't described the Nessies.

For something that's not been described, I'm seeing them pretty bloody vividly.

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #83 on: March 29, 2011, 09:55:53 pm »
Okay Roger, see what you think.

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #84 on: March 29, 2011, 09:59:27 pm »
**Recording.  Tunnel 9 Operations Center.  6/13/11 0317**

"Should have seen the guy.  He was elated.  Didn't have the heart to tell him the rumors."

"He wouldn't have believed them anyway.  You know those goddamn servoheads are too jacked up on adrenaline and Paynejuice to think anymore."

"Payne juice?  That drug's a wonder and applicable to way more than just the Paynites.  None of those poor fools would last a mission if it wasn't for it."

"And another thing, off that Paynite shit, all credit goes to the servoheads.  Yeah, they have a tough job.  No, I do not envy them, but at least they're on the juice.  We're in this hive straight.  They get, what, two encounters a mission?  A half dozen?  We're running dozens a day.  No replacement for the real thing or anything, but those vids are a little too vivid, and some joker rigged up Operations to have stadium sound so we can hear every little scream and, well, whatever the fuck you call that gurggling shrieking shit the Nessies make."

"What have you got against Paynites?  Maybe if you took some of the 'juice' off duty you wouldn't come in with your nerves all shot!  Look at you!  You can't hold a coffee cup without spilling it, I'm going to have to start plastic wrapping the instruments!"

"I let my tension out by jerking off onto your chair when you take bathroom breaks."

"That's disgusting."

"Anyway, do you think it's true?  About the retirements?"

"Absolutely not."

"Yeah, you're probably right.  After all, considering the keep us locked underground during off hours and the non disclosure agreements and all.  You're probably right.  They just let servoheads that have fought fucking monsters just walk out the front door, go tell Auntie Erin."

"And the alternative is what?"

"We're all in this for life.  Us.  Servoheads.  Command, probably."

"You think the whole thing will last that long?"

"Nope." ... "You know, you look like you could use an extra cuppa Payne juice tonight.  Tell you what, suck it down and then try to picture what our own retirement's going to look like."

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #85 on: March 29, 2011, 10:01:39 pm »
Nessies?  Sure mate, pull the other one.  I'm amazed at how normally intelligent people fall for this kind of stuff.  I ask you: What's more believable, some sort of wee beastie caperin' through the Tubes, or an ineffectual government who are letting their own citizens die in the street?  'Austerity Measures', my arse.  If you ask me, people are just falling for a safer answer.  They'd rather some inhuman thing feeding off the underbelly of London than face up to the truth-- that the thing that's killing them without a second thought is all too human.

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #86 on: March 29, 2011, 10:10:29 pm »
Okay Roger, see what you think.

"State" to "City"

Archer teams should go.

Capitalize "Royal".

Other than that, it's gold.
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #87 on: March 29, 2011, 10:11:02 pm »
"Payne Juice"... :lulz:
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #88 on: March 29, 2011, 10:15:59 pm »
Okay Roger, see what you think.

"State" to "City"

Archer teams should go.

Capitalize "Royal".

Other than that, it's gold.

Done.

It was hard to hold back and not add logistics like tanks and things, and of course in the event of failure The Final Solution.  :D
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #89 on: March 29, 2011, 10:19:44 pm »
Okay Roger, see what you think.

"State" to "City"

Archer teams should go.

Capitalize "Royal".

Other than that, it's gold.

Done.

It was hard to hold back and not add logistics like tanks and things, and of course in the event of failure The Final Solution.  :D

Remember, at this point, it's a monastic order saving the world, not the British government.
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