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Dear TCC Refugees
« on: April 13, 2011, 07:58:04 pm »
Dear TCC Refugees:

Weclome to PD.com.  I have volunteered to act as your benevolent liason for your first few days/weeks here, or until you make 50 posts, at which time all deals are off. For your first 50 posts I can, with some certainty, promise you will not be verbally assaulted, WOMPed, made extreme fun of, or put in time out.  Well we actually don't have time out, we just give you shit till you run away screaming. 

Anyway, you will find available for your amusement, horror or quite possibly abject terror a variety of threads here on the board.  If you find a running story line, please, feel free to join in.  If we hate it, it will not be deleted but we will make terrible fun of you to our own amusement.

On this board we have very few rules. Please refer to this thread for those rules http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25992.0 We don't care if you curse, we aren't going to get butthurt if you insult anyone, in truth, for the most part we are all big live and let live advocates.

However, there are a few things you might want to avoid doing because even I, your benevolent liason cannot save you if you.... act like a complete douche, tell us how to be really real discordians, are unable to defend your position, or, and this is a big one, you forget to send a bottle of 30 year old scotch to the managment, our God Payne, Goddess Pixie and most important, our God and Spiritual advisor, The Good Reverend Roger.   You might want to send a pint to everyone else on the board, but that's not required.

I wish you all the best and look forward to seeing what you can do in a truly free environment.

Love and Arsenic,

Khara aka DOOM MONKEY
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2011, 11:26:18 pm »
Words of wisdom.

Sending scotch to The Mgt is nothing at all like PMing The Mgt.
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2011, 02:59:03 am »
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 13, 2011, 11:26:18 pm
like PMing The Mgt.

I totally just shrieked at that thought. DO NEVAR!
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2011, 03:00:27 am »
Dear TCC Refugees,

I hate you all.

Love,
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2011, 03:01:59 am »
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 14, 2011, 02:59:03 am
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 13, 2011, 11:26:18 pm
like PMing The Mgt.

I totally just shrieked at that thought. DO NEVAR!

I remember the last time someone did it...  :aww:
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2011, 03:02:57 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 14, 2011, 03:01:59 am
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 14, 2011, 02:59:03 am
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 13, 2011, 11:26:18 pm
like PMing The Mgt.

I totally just shrieked at that thought. DO NEVAR!

I remember the last time someone did it...  :aww:

One of these days I am going to.

For SCIENCE!!!
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2011, 03:04:26 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 14, 2011, 03:01:59 am
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 14, 2011, 02:59:03 am
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 13, 2011, 11:26:18 pm
like PMing The Mgt.

I totally just shrieked at that thought. DO NEVAR!

I remember the last time someone did it...  :aww:

Poor AKK.  Did anyone ever find his body?
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2011, 03:04:41 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 14, 2011, 03:01:59 am
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 14, 2011, 02:59:03 am
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 13, 2011, 11:26:18 pm
like PMing The Mgt.

I totally just shrieked at that thought. DO NEVAR!

I remember the last time someone did it...  :aww:

Isn't that when Eldora received the "home hysterectomy kit" in the mail 3 days later?  I mean, fuck...A toilet plunger with an apple-coring tool taped to the inside?  What kind of sick bastard would DO something like that?
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2011, 03:15:00 am »
The memories are making me...  :oops:

:vom:

Remember the 1300-pound block of ice that was left to melt on IANAR's doorstep? They never did figure out whose finger that was.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2011, 03:17:18 am »
Dear TCC people,

It is, in fact, my duty to tell you all that the following things are to be avoided at all costs: 1) anything about "really real Discordians" 2) PMing The Mgt. 3) GIGGLES 4) Discussing: anarchy, drugs, magick, and a few other things that I seem to have forgotten. 5) Being Pop-Tart. 6) Breathing. 7) Straight wasabi. 8) public floggings. 9) The Prince 10) Making pointless lists. 11) Making lists that have points. 12) Making lists of points you intend to make or have already made. 12) Typing without thinking about what you actually want to say. 13) Reverting to making a point you already elsewhere. 14) Animal porn. 15) Running out of things to say.

No, wait. That last one is probably okay. Belaboring the joke until it's dead, buried, and ressurected like some sort of Christ-figure, on the other hand...

Doktor Phox,
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2011, 03:19:12 am »
Also, going to Yorba Linda to turf up & sodomize Richard Nixon's festering corpse is FROWNED UPON here.

We're serious people.
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2011, 03:46:59 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2011, 03:19:12 am
Also, going to Yorba Linda to turf up & sodomize Richard Nixon's festering corpse
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2011, 04:21:04 am »
Dear Pagans, you are going to do this:

--- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---

Mommy? Daddy?

Where am I?

Is this . . . is this Heaven??

I see a shining light. There's . . . oh my god, there's TRAFFIC, here. There's life! There's conversation. There's story.

Wait, what is that? Is that . . . someone's ANUS?

Sweet Goddess, who would put a doll's head . . . in there?

Oh my god. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!

*cue screaming in horror, crying, and projectile vomiting*

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You've been warned.
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2011, 04:23:41 am »
Just because Khara has to be nice to you, doesn't mean I'll be.
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Re: Dear TCC Refugees
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2011, 04:28:26 am »
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 14, 2011, 04:23:41 am
Just because Khara has to be nice to you, doesn't mean I'll be.

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