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Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground
« on: April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 am »
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.

PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
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Re: Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2011, 03:58:25 pm »
I'm watching the news about the tornadoes in the East right now. What state are you in?

It's good to be in Kansas!  :eek:

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Re: Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 04:08:22 pm »
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.

PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.

Stop living in the godforsaken South. You fuckers WILL figure out that living in a malarial swamp is not what civilized humans do or by god we will send a tornado for every southerner if we have to.
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2011, 04:10:38 pm »
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Re: Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2011, 04:10:54 pm »
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.

PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.

Stop living in the godforsaken South. You fuckers WILL figure out that living in a malarial swamp is not what civilized humans do or by god we will send a tornado for every southerner if we have to.

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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2011, 04:16:00 pm »
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.

PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.

Stop living in the godforsaken South. You fuckers WILL figure out that living in a malarial swamp is not what civilized humans do or by god we will send a tornado for every southerner if we have to.

 :sad:

Move to Kansas, evidently we have exported all of our tornadoes to the South. I'm perfectly fine with that.

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Re: Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2011, 04:19:09 pm »
Keep 'em the hell away from me.  I claim immunity until they find the house I grew up in.

(Seriously.  Tornado got it, they never found the damn thing.  I'm hoping it got parked on Glinda.)
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Re: Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 04:21:22 pm »
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.

PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.

Stop living in the godforsaken South. You fuckers WILL figure out that living in a malarial swamp is not what civilized humans do or by god we will send a tornado for every southerner if we have to.

 :sad:

For all of Missouri's flaws, being in "The South" is not one of them. :lulz:
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 pm »
...civilized humans...

No such thing.

Speak for yourself, monkey boi.

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Re: Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2011, 04:31:00 pm »
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.

PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2011, 04:33:29 pm »
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.

PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
That's me.  I've just had enough of the Southeast's shit.  To be honest, I was aiming at Montgomery, but I'm a bit rusty.

There is a tornado warning in D.C. right now as well. WTF?

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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2011, 04:34:28 pm »
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.

PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
That's me.  I've just

 had enough of the Southeast's shit.  To be honest, I was aiming at Montgomery, but I'm a bit rusty.

There is a tornado warning in D.C. right now as well. WTF?

Just a little joke.
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2011, 04:35:36 pm »
Look, if the fucking humans keep dicking with the Earth's mean atmospheric/ocean temperature, I can hardly he held accountable for the storms.  I just put them where they belong.
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Re: Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2011, 04:35:50 pm »
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.

PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
That's me.  I've just

 had enough of the Southeast's shit.  To be honest, I was aiming at Montgomery, but I'm a bit rusty.

There is a tornado warning in D.C. right now as well. WTF?

Just a little joke.

For what it's worth, I vote YES!!!

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Re: Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 pm »
I am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

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