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Hey, it's May 5th.....
« on: May 05, 2011, 03:31:48 pm »
And I just SANK a jar of Hellman's. 

Happy Sink-o de Mayo fuckers!!!

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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 04:01:29 pm »
And I just SANK a jar of Hellman's. 

Happy Sink-o de Mayo fuckers!!!

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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 05:34:52 pm »
And I just SANK a jar of Hellman's. 

Happy Sink-o de Mayo fuckers!!!

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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 05:37:33 pm »
No, but Suu did. 
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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 05:38:39 pm »
And I really did sink a jar of Hellman's...into the garbage.  I figured Hellman's isn't supposed to be green, and thus it was time for it to be evicted from the fridge. 
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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 06:06:41 pm »
No, but Suu did. 

Damn, beaten to the punch
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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 10:14:35 pm »
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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2011, 11:28:31 pm »
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I like that better than the rot RWHN was trying pass off as a pun.
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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2011, 07:23:18 pm »
That's what she said. 
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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2011, 06:43:11 pm »
Lady Gaga's new album is coming out on 5/23

you know what THAT means...



you don't?


feck, I was hoping you would. I don't either.

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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2011, 06:44:25 pm »
Unfortunately, it means we will all be slightly disappointed.


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-the first two singles aren't really living up to the last album.

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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2011, 06:45:14 pm »
Unfortunately, it means we will all be slightly disappointed.


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-the first two singles aren't really living up to the last album.

This.  "Judas" is absolute garbage.
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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 10:42:44 pm »
Unfortunately, it means we will all be slightly disappointed.


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-the first two singles aren't really living up to the last album.

This.  "Judas" is absolute garbage.

Also, you don't blutz around on a motorbike with hair that long with no goddamn braid or at least a ponytail.  I think I lost half my effing hair the last time I had to brush my hair after being on a stupid bike without braiding my hair first, and I was wearing a helmet >:C

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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2011, 10:43:57 pm »
Unfortunately, it means we will all be slightly disappointed.


LMNO
-the first two singles aren't really living up to the last album.

This.  "Judas" is absolute garbage.

Also, you don't blutz around on a motorbike with hair that long with no goddamn braid or at least a ponytail.  I think I lost half my effing hair the last time I had to brush my hair after being on a stupid bike without braiding my hair first, and I was wearing a helmet >:C

Wondering how she didn't get her cape tangled in the chain or back wheel.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Hey, it's May 5th.....
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2011, 10:54:09 pm »
I actually liked the song, and the video.  Much more than Born This Way.

But still, Paparazzi will probably never be topped.
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