Author Topic: Sometimes, you really ARE at the center of a vast Kafka-esque conspiracy.  (Read 1020 times)

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That's fucking wrong. Thing's are pretty bad when the cops are setting up crimes so they can bust them.

How's the War on Terror, fellas?
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 :lulz: :lulz:  I'd want to see the intel on us.  That'd be so much LAIL!  

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Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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So....I should or shouldn't try to get into Army Intel considering my bad habit of logging into PD from government computers?
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So....I should or shouldn't try to get into Army Intel considering my bad habit of logging into PD from government computers?

YOU TOTALLY SHOULD.
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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Use us as a reference.  :lulz:
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I love the air of quiet desperation this manages to convey.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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That's fucking wrong. Thing's are pretty bad when the cops are setting up crimes so they can bust them.

How's the War on Terror, fellas?
They were doing it with drugs way before that. Ever since entrapment was legalized back in the Gipper years, at least.
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This is the same thing. This should've told Brady to run like a scalded cat:
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Wait until they catch up and realize you predicted the Canadian election, Roger. The Feds will be knocking down your door to interrogate you on where you got your info.
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