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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2011, 04:58:03 pm »
She went wrong when she wore BLUE. Tats teh color of rainz, not teh sunshinez!
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2011, 04:59:00 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
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Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?

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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2011, 04:59:29 pm »
She went wrong when she wore BLUE. Tats teh color of rainz, not teh sunshinez!

Clear sunny skies are also blue.
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2011, 05:00:25 pm »
She went wrong when she wore BLUE. Tats teh color of rainz, not teh sunshinez!

Clear sunny skies are also blue.

Sill boy, one simply MUST wear Yellow for this sort of thing.

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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2011, 05:00:41 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

We had a Wiccan camping with us one year at Pennsic, MANY years ago (back before I camped with the Freehold, which means we arrived there in covered wagons, I think)...

She and I bumped heads a lot...  But, when she was leaving camp one day, I told her, "zip the tent, it's going to rain, and your stuff is gonna be soaked."  She blew me off, told me it was a beautiful day.

It rained.  Clouds rolled in, and it was coming down in solid sheets.  You could have showered in this deluge.  Seriously.

"But...  But...  I cast a spell for good weather all Pennsic, what did you DOooo?"

Bitch, I grew up on a farm an hour from here, I KNOW the weather here.
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2011, 05:00:58 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
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Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?



Months ago.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2011, 05:01:46 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2011, 05:02:08 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
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Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?



Months ago.

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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2011, 05:02:23 pm »

"But...  But...  I cast a spell for good weather all Pennsic, what did you DOooo?"

At this point, you're legally allowed to pimp slap her til she can't stand up, and then throw in the boot a bit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2011, 05:03:05 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
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Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?



Months ago.

Glad you stopped pissing in the Mississippi River. That thing was almost 50 ft above over here. >.>
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

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« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2011, 05:03:36 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.

No, sorry.  It's far too late for that.  I plan to punish the humans a bunch more.

Besides, all the really good battles were in the rain.  Crecy, Agincourt, the works.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2011, 05:03:59 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
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Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?



Months ago.

Glad you stopped pissing in the Mississippi River. That thing was almost 50 ft above over here. >.>

I'm just taking a break.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2011, 05:04:38 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.

I had to call him 2 years ago.

"Roger, this shit is unacceptable. Make it stop."

"Okay."

Sure as fucking hell it stopped raining in like 5 minutes.  General Stuart was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2011, 05:06:18 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.

I had to call him 2 years ago.

"Roger, this shit is unacceptable. Make it stop."

"Okay."

Sure as fucking hell it stopped raining in like 5 minutes.  General Stuart was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"



I was in a good mood that day.

Right now, I'm thinking Buffalo - Toronto needs it INNA FACE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.