Little Big Horn? What really happened there?
"Where'd all these fucking indians come from?"
- General Custer, last words.
Well, it's really simple. Custer was set to wipe out an entire tribe in one blow, but he made two crucial mistakes.
1. He offended Tonto, who then refused to scout for him, and
2. He failed to hire Roy Rogers (who would fucking anybody while singing a trail song
The results were predictable.