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economy fail WIN
« on: May 17, 2011, 04:05:01 am »
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Re: economy fail WIN
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 04:15:19 am »
That's kind of rad.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: economy fail WIN
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 04:16:22 am »
Here's an awesome thing about oxen:

They make MOAR of themselves. :D
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2011, 04:17:33 am »
Here's an awesome thing about oxen:

They make MOAR of themselves. :D

They are also made of meat.
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 04:18:55 am »
Here's an awesome thing about oxen:

They make MOAR of themselves. :D

They are also made of meat.

When they're too old to pull the plow, they've likely gotten stringy and nasty.
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2011, 04:20:09 am »
Here's an awesome thing about oxen:

They make MOAR of themselves. :D

They are also made of meat.

When they're too old to pull the plow, they've likely gotten stringy and nasty.

MEAT IS MEAT LEARN TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!:

DON'T MAKE ME LINK THAT GAME!!!!!:crankey:
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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2011, 04:21:39 am »
WHAT GAME
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2011, 04:54:43 am »
This is kick-ass, E.O.T. :D You know what this means? Oregon Trail is back in style. :D
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2011, 04:58:03 am »
This is kick-ass, E.O.T. :D You know what this means? Oregon Trail is back in style. :D

You have died of dysentery.
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 04:59:46 am »
This is kick-ass, E.O.T. :D You know what this means? Oregon Trail is back in style. :D

You have died of dysentery.

You were bit by a snake and died three days later.
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2011, 05:28:38 am »
This is kick-ass, E.O.T. :D You know what this means? Oregon Trail is back in style. :D

You have died of dysentery.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: economy fail WIN
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2011, 05:36:43 am »
You have killed 4028 ounces of fairies.

You take 100 ounces of fairy meat back to the wagon.
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Re: economy fail WIN
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2011, 05:37:15 am »
You have killed 4028 ounces of fairies.

You take 100 ounces of fairy meat back to the wagon.

ROFL!  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

You win.
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