Having read the rules..... 
On that note:
++Post legibly in a normal writing style. Use capital letters, lower case letters and appropriate punctuation. Write in short paragraphs separated by blank lines and don't write in "netspeak.”++
This seriously NEEDS a re-write. Or it will cause problems.
I suggest going the "it's only a guideline" route for this specific topic. Also, just inform people not to be surprised if the general forum population refuses to respond, or responds in a negative way to such "outlandish" behavior if it is repeated unnecessarily. Mention that this is a response out of the Modreation teams hands unless attacks get personal. See rule #...

..oh, that's another thing. Look into an outline structure.