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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2011, 02:59:37 am »
A FEW shots?  Start with ONE shot, considering the damage done by one shot in curry this weekend.

I can handle basic cornbread, and this weekend suits me just fine. 

Only one? Where's your sense of adventure? (I'll be disappointed if you tell me it's lodged somewhere in the Providence sewers along with your dignity). We're not going to be fit for human company the next day, which is exactly why we'll find an IHOP and torture the locals with our overindulgence. We might as well go whole hog is this endeavor.

The sad thing is, the only cornbread recipes I have are ones I find online, so if nobody volunteers a tried-and-true family recipe I'd be tempted to make some rice and call it a day in terms of creating a complete protein.

It's possible it's lodged somewhere in the Providence sewers along with some of my intestines...  Though I seem to have pretty much recovered.  I'll let the cooks decide.

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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2011, 03:04:06 am »
A FEW shots?  Start with ONE shot, considering the damage done by one shot in curry this weekend.

I can handle basic cornbread, and this weekend suits me just fine. 

Only one? Where's your sense of adventure? (I'll be disappointed if you tell me it's lodged somewhere in the Providence sewers along with your dignity). We're not going to be fit for human company the next day, which is exactly why we'll find an IHOP and torture the locals with our overindulgence. We might as well go whole hog is this endeavor.

The sad thing is, the only cornbread recipes I have are ones I find online, so if nobody volunteers a tried-and-true family recipe I'd be tempted to make some rice and call it a day in terms of creating a complete protein.

It's possible it's lodged somewhere in the Providence sewers along with some of my intestines...  Though I seem to have pretty much recovered.  I'll let the cooks decide.



IF my geometry hasn't failed me, mine passed clear through the bowl and into the Punjabi joint next door.

That'll be some SPECIAL paneer today!
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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2011, 03:05:19 am »
A FEW shots?  Start with ONE shot, considering the damage done by one shot in curry this weekend.

I can handle basic cornbread, and this weekend suits me just fine. 

Only one? Where's your sense of adventure? (I'll be disappointed if you tell me it's lodged somewhere in the Providence sewers along with your dignity). We're not going to be fit for human company the next day, which is exactly why we'll find an IHOP and torture the locals with our overindulgence. We might as well go whole hog is this endeavor.

The sad thing is, the only cornbread recipes I have are ones I find online, so if nobody volunteers a tried-and-true family recipe I'd be tempted to make some rice and call it a day in terms of creating a complete protein.

It's possible it's lodged somewhere in the Providence sewers along with some of my intestines...  Though I seem to have pretty much recovered.  I'll let the cooks decide.



IF my geometry hasn't failed me, mine passed clear through the bowl and into the Punjabi joint next door.

That'll be some SPECIAL paneer today!

Oh, THAT explains it!  It wasn't sirens I was hearing downtown, today, it was the shrieks from THERE...
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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2011, 03:50:13 am »
I still say we need to make a pot of chili with this stuff. Start with a few shots, a bottle of Guiness, some onions, head(s) of garlic, a pound of black beans, a pound of kidney beans and whatever spices we see fit.

If we want to add meat-bacon, ham, sliced-up pork chops, steak, ground beef...all of it would probably only contribute to the deliciously blasphemous result awaiting us.

Hmm. Does anyone have a really good recipe for cornbread to go with this? Or should we just cook up some rice as a side?

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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2011, 08:54:12 am »
I still say we need to make a pot of chili with this stuff. Start with a few shots, a bottle of Guiness, some onions, head(s) of garlic, a pound of black beans, a pound of kidney beans and whatever spices we see fit.

If we want to add meat-bacon, ham, sliced-up pork chops, steak, ground beef...all of it would probably only contribute to the deliciously blasphemous result awaiting us.

Hmm. Does anyone have a really good recipe for cornbread to go with this? Or should we just cook up some rice as a side?

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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2011, 08:37:42 pm »
whooooo! thanks a lot Richter!

Now to quest for finding all the ingredients.
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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2011, 08:38:32 pm »
TOMORROW:  Weapon X Chili

3 Meats
2 Boozes (Weapons x and Stout)
1 Kind of Bean (::Picks up a can in the supermarket:: "Hola negroes.  What? Did I say something wrong?"

Survivors?
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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2011, 02:10:49 am »
TOMORROW:  Weapon X Chili

3 Meats
2 Boozes (Weapons x and Stout)
1 Kind of Bean (::Picks up a can in the supermarket:: "Hola negroes.  What? Did I say something wrong?"

Survivors?

TBH,  I don't care about the survival rate as long as the attendees last long enough to consume the three batches of brownies I made this afternoon. It's been an exercise in willpower not to do quality tests, and if any of these chocolaty fuckers come home with me as leftovers I will demand blood as recompense.
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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2011, 04:37:36 am »
OH don't worry about that.  We have more volunteers for testing attendinf  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2011, 09:28:01 am »
TOMORROW:  Weapon X Chili

3 Meats
2 Boozes (Weapons x and Stout)
1 Kind of Bean (::Picks up a can in the supermarket:: "Hola negroes.  What? Did I say something wrong?"

Survivors?

TBH,  I don't care about the survival rate as long as the attendees last long enough to consume the three batches of brownies I made this afternoon. It's been an exercise in willpower not to do quality tests, and if any of these chocolaty fuckers come home with me as leftovers I will demand blood as recompense.

THREE batches?   :D  We gotta eat three batches of brownies, AND my cake?

Oh, is gonna be a good day...
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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2011, 12:52:35 pm »
TOMORROW:  Weapon X Chili

3 Meats
2 Boozes (Weapons x and Stout)
1 Kind of Bean (::Picks up a can in the supermarket:: "Hola negroes.  What? Did I say something wrong?"

Survivors?

TBH,  I don't care about the survival rate as long as the attendees last long enough to consume the three batches of brownies I made this afternoon. It's been an exercise in willpower not to do quality tests, and if any of these chocolaty fuckers come home with me as leftovers I will demand blood as recompense.

THREE batches?   :D  We gotta eat three batches of brownies, AND my cake?

Oh, is gonna be a good day...

You made cake? That's it, we're all going to die and it's going to be glorious.
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« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2011, 01:52:07 pm »
TOMORROW:  Weapon X Chili

3 Meats
2 Boozes (Weapons x and Stout)
1 Kind of Bean (::Picks up a can in the supermarket:: "Hola negroes.  What? Did I say something wrong?"

Survivors?

TBH,  I don't care about the survival rate as long as the attendees last long enough to consume the three batches of brownies I made this afternoon. It's been an exercise in willpower not to do quality tests, and if any of these chocolaty fuckers come home with me as leftovers I will demand blood as recompense.

THREE batches?   :D  We gotta eat three batches of brownies, AND my cake?

Oh, is gonna be a good day...

You made cake? That's it, we're all going to die and it's going to be glorious.

Since you made chocolate overload brownies, I made spice cake.

If nobody explodes, I will be DEEPLY disappointed.
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« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2011, 02:40:17 pm »
I am so fucking glad I'm 80 miles from Providence, right now.
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Re: Weapon X
« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2011, 01:47:39 am »
For the record...

The mushroom cloud spotted over the city of Providence this afternoon was the direct result of adding four full shots of Weapon X to the chili.

May all the gods have mercy on our souls.
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« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2011, 03:29:49 am »
For the record...

The mushroom cloud spotted over the city of Providence this afternoon was the direct result of adding four full shots of Weapon X to the chili.

May all the gods have mercy on our souls.

As far as I'm concerned the consequences will be worth it, even if I did have to take a shot of Weapon X before Richter would let me call him a wuss for making a plain batch of chili to placate the squeamish. That pot was later incorporated into the true chili because we all agreed that the stuff tasted better when nobody was fucking around. Dammit, just thinking about it makes me hungry again  :argh!:.

Have I mentioned that most of the food I consumed prior to the event was high-fiber, high-protein and low fat? If you wake up and New England is mysteriously gone, it's probably my fault.
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