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« on: June 12, 2011, 11:29:54 pm »
Yeah, I always hated on the Beatles by blaming them for Britney Spears.
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2011, 01:14:25 am »
When in gobshitting splutterfuck did The Beatles become "hipsters", for fuck's sake?

In their time you couldn't GET more mainstream than the fucking Beatles.

They were neither Mod nor Rocker!

Also, DF tends to use Hipster and Hippie synonymously. It drives me crazy, but it's not technically wrong. Then again, I think the only person I have ever heard a good reason for not liking the Beatles from ever is ECH, but ECH also listens to good music. All I do is tease the fuck out of DF for his music. He really does listen to everything, though. Since I lost I hard drive I don't have as much, but he has triple the tracks that I do in his collection, easy. I'm going to rape his computer with my flashdrive the next time I'm over his place.
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2011, 01:50:23 am »
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, THE BEATLES ARE GREAT. STILL!  Not a fan of McCartney on his own at all, though, which I've also heard from many Beatles fans. Interesting that DF is the opposite.
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2011, 02:29:10 am »
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but if DF and I don't rip on each other at least one a day for something random, then something's wrong. Today, we ripped on each other's musical tastes.

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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2011, 06:54:56 am »
When in gobshitting splutterfuck did The Beatles become "hipsters", for fuck's sake?

In their time you couldn't GET more mainstream than the fucking Beatles.

They were into being mainstream before it became big and popular.
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2011, 09:18:08 am »
The Beatles sucked wet mops.

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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2011, 11:58:43 am »
I don't like the beatles because i don't like the beatles and i don't need a reason other than that.

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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2011, 12:15:27 pm »
I like the Beatles, separately, except for McCartney because he's a gigantic ball of suck.  But together, their music doesn't do much for me, save for a tune here or there.

My wife, on the other hand, HUGE Beatles fan.  But I suppose this is where that "opposites attract" thing comes into play.  Cause she really isn't a big fan of my Scandinavian Folk Metal.  So I suppose it all evens out in the end. 
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2011, 04:38:02 pm »
DF: Back to work today, yay!

Me: Woot, look at yo' gimpy ass making t-shirts!

DF: Yes, but you know what?

Me: What?

DF: At least I have a job.

Me: :sadbanana:

DF: Yes, that's right. You may have one yesterday's battle of music, but today, I win the war of awesome!
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2011, 04:48:33 pm »
When in gobshitting splutterfuck did The Beatles become "hipsters", for fuck's sake?

In their time you couldn't GET more mainstream than the fucking Beatles.

They were into being mainstream before it became big and popular.

Oh my god, you're right!! :lulz:

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« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2011, 01:19:37 pm »
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Mom: Maybe it floats, like Easter, only it floats every couple of days, so douches get smacked on a regular basis.
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« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2011, 01:25:02 pm »
Mom: Happy Smack a Douchebag Day!

Me: I LIKE THIS DAY!

Mom: ME TOO! Your poor dad.

Me: Wait...today is Take No Shit Day, Smack a Douchebag Day is on Saturday.

Mom: Maybe it floats, like Easter, only it floats every couple of days, so douches get smacked on a regular basis.

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« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2011, 01:44:15 pm »
She's been extra snarky lately too because my dad is having is nomadic itch again and wants to move. He already found a job in Huntsville, and my mom is threatening all sorts of nasty divorce if he does it.

This is standard Suu Family Cold War procedure, but there's only so much I can take. The War of the Rhode Island Migration lasted about 6 months before she finally caved, the 2nd War of Florida Aggression wasn't AS bad, because by that time she was on lithium most of the time anyway (I was too young to remember the 1st War, but from what I understand it almost involved my dad going by himself and leaving my pregnant mom with 2 kids behind.) I think she's going to win this one, especially since they own the house this time and they don't want to deal with selling again.

He's already been offered his job back in Providence, as well, with a SUBSTANTIAL pay raise (like, 20k more than what he was making before), but he can't handle the winter with his leg. I'd love to have my parents back up north (as long as they stay in South County again) but if he can't function when the temp drops below 30 or shovel snow, as my brother wouldn't be with them this time, it's not a good move.
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 03:40:14 am »
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2011, 06:25:03 pm »
Sister: You should get a job at Victoria's Secret, like me.

Me: No. The idea of selling undies to the bitchy women of Providence does not thrill me.

Sister: No really, I like it. They take good care of their employees and the customers actually aren't as bad as you think.

Me: That's in Clearwater. Women in Providence are catty cunts, you know this.

Sister: YOU WILL JOIN US. OR DIE.

Me: I WILL NOT CONFORM TO YOUR CULT OF PANTIES!

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