MysticWicks endorsement: "At least Satanists HAVE a worldview. After reading this thread, I'm convinced that discordians not only don't, but will actively mock anyone who does."
TrumpScript™ – Making Python Great Again!http://devpost.com/software/trumpscript
-No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.-All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.-There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and Amerian made.-Instead of "True" and "False," we have "fact" and "lie"-Only the most popular English words, Drumpf's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.-Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Drumpf himself.-All programs must end with "America is great."-Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B-In it's raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Drumpf isn't the type of guy to believe in PC-The language is completely case insensitive
For the perfected troll has no need ofrudeness or abuse, or even of fallacy (this belongs rather to sophistic or eristic,and requires making an argument)