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Re: Were Pogs a Thing?
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2015, 03:15:11 am »
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Re: Were Pogs a Thing?
« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2015, 03:32:58 am »
I can't believe you all.  You were doing so well, too.  What are you guys doing, falling off the wagon and talking about pogs in PUBLIC?  -shakes head-
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Re: Were Pogs a Thing?
« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2015, 04:53:32 am »
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Re: Were Pogs a Thing?
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2015, 01:40:34 pm »
I'm stuck in an infinite pedantic loop trying to decide if the title of this thread should be "Was pogs a thing?" or "Were pogs things?".


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Re: Were Pogs a Thing?
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2015, 02:45:25 pm »
Sigh....

It was 1999.

The human race had to face it. They were confronted with the truth
It was secret -- mysterious. A surgeon said it in the news.  The human race was dying.
But the result was no disease searching for you.
They found it everywhere. Lifeless pieces of plastic.
Yet, it seemed to be sentient.
The scary facts were never told.
Total confusion.
They found the same nightmare:
Our hearts were timebombs.

Or so, the poet said it.

I poured myself a pint glass of cheap tequila and faced my opponent with grim determination. Woke up the day after with a serious headace due to the tequila and the pog lodged in my skull.
I wish I could say I never went to that place again.
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Re: Were Pogs a Thing?
« Reply #35 on: July 30, 2015, 06:15:45 pm »
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were pogs in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY POGS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were pogs.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the pogs!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the pogs
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the pogs” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the pogs”
And then John was a zombie.

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Re: Were Pogs a Thing?
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2015, 12:40:25 am »
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Re: Were Pogs a Thing?
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2015, 11:12:50 am »
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were pogs in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY POGS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were pogs.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the pogs!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the pogs
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the pogs” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the pogs”
And then John was a zombie.

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