Oh. My. God.
Something wonderful is very wrong with you, Coyote.
My work is deeply and profoundly.
I cook with only the best ingredients.
If word about this gets out, all of the food show hosts will align against you. Jamie Oliver, Ainsley Harriott, Emeril Lagasse, Gordon Ramsay, Rachel Ray-- Even maybe the Epic Meal Time crew. They would form a sort of Justice League of Cooking to combat you.
Don't worry, your secret is safe.
Your dark, perverse secret.