Daily News New York keeps making articles about actors and celebrities coming to live in Ohio because "muh reel genuine people."
These are false. Obviously no one in their right mind would live in Ohio on purpose.
Also, I'm sure you've all heard of Harambe, by now. I've actually seen the bastard, up close, since I live near by and have been coming to the Zoo since I was little. This does not suddenly make me an expert on Gorilla/ape behavioral psychology. However, it does grant me the ability to see that they have visibly lowered standards for safety restraints in the zoo over the years. Children can generally get into every single animal enclosure if they tried for 10 seconds, usually less.
My roommate got a Ohia' Tan 'n Spa Seat setup outside.
(5 Words: Kiddie pool; Dining Room Chair)
Pictures on request.