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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #75 on: July 08, 2011, 09:11:26 pm »
 
"If you were to breed my dog, what other breed would you mate her with?"

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #76 on: July 08, 2011, 09:42:12 pm »
Two separate quotes from an old troll friend of mine:


JL: Apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when your mom asks "What happened? You look sad today".

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Jl: Failed my Politics exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world".

Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.
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It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust."
-- Lawrence Krauss

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #77 on: July 08, 2011, 09:45:27 pm »
Two separate quotes from an old troll friend of mine:


JL: Apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when your mom asks "What happened? You look sad today".

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Jl: Failed my Politics exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world".

Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.

 :lulz:


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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #78 on: July 10, 2011, 08:53:47 pm »
More from my friend JL

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
20,001. One to change it, and the other 20,000 to repeatedly chant "U.S.A.""


"Games dont make people violent, lag does"


"Why does princess Diana have no friend on Xbox Live?
Because she's always on the dashboard."
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It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust."
-- Lawrence Krauss

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #79 on: July 10, 2011, 10:22:10 pm »
"Why does princess Diana have no friend on Xbox Live?
Because she's always on the dashboard."


Recently deceased man: "Mother Theresa devoted her entire life to serving others, why is Princess Diana's halo so much larger than hers?"

St. Peter: "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #80 on: July 10, 2011, 10:25:14 pm »
"Why does princess Diana have no friend on Xbox Live?
Because she's always on the dashboard."


Recently deceased man: "Mother Theresa devoted her entire life to serving others, why is Princess Diana's halo so much larger than hers?"

St. Peter: "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel."

 :lulz:
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And all the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand.
It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust."
-- Lawrence Krauss

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #81 on: July 10, 2011, 10:33:39 pm »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #82 on: July 11, 2011, 02:44:26 am »
You are all terrible people.

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #83 on: July 11, 2011, 03:43:22 pm »
JL does not take a break  :lulz:

"My wife has just been to the police about a man who has been following her.

I don't think she really understands the concept of Twitter."



" How many Africans does it take to change a light bulb?

6
One to screw it in, 5 to dance around for no fucking reason."



"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

12.
One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #84 on: July 11, 2011, 03:47:12 pm »
"Why does princess Diana have no friend on Xbox Live?
Because she's always on the dashboard."


Recently deceased man: "Mother Theresa devoted her entire life to serving others, why is Princess Diana's halo so much larger than hers?"

St. Peter: "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel."

 :lulz:

Princess Diana jokes, nice.

What would princess Diana be doing right now if she was alive?

Clawing at the roof of her coffin.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #85 on: July 11, 2011, 03:52:04 pm »
Two separate quotes from an old troll friend of mine:


JL: Apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when your mom asks "What happened? You look sad today".

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jl: Failed my Politics exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world".

Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.

 :lulz:

Equally, it should be noted Indian hegemony should not be supported on the basis that "at least the food will be better than Subway or MacDonalds".
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #86 on: July 12, 2011, 03:46:11 am »
"Dispatch I'm en route to the possible B&E, I've got 404 Main St for a location.  Can you get on the line with the town and get any more information on the area?"

"Well, it's at 404 Main St, sir."

"Right, can you call them back and find out any land marks, or where it's near?"

"I imagine it's near 403 Main St and 405 Main St, sir."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #87 on: July 12, 2011, 06:55:34 am »
‎"He has insomnia, so he stays up all night bothering people on facebook to get into fights with them so hes not alone at night. "
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And all the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand.
It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust."
-- Lawrence Krauss

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #88 on: July 12, 2011, 12:39:54 pm »
"Dispatch I'm en route to the possible B&E, I've got 404 Main St for a location.  Can you get on the line with the town and get any more information on the area?"

"Well, it's at 404 Main St, sir."

"Right, can you call them back and find out any land marks, or where it's near?"

"I imagine it's near 403 Main St and 405 Main St, sir."

But 404 is Not Found, 403 is Forbidden and 405 is Not Allowed!
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #89 on: July 12, 2011, 12:49:32 pm »
"Dispatch I'm en route to the possible B&E, I've got 404 Main St for a location.  Can you get on the line with the town and get any more information on the area?"

"Well, it's at 404 Main St, sir."

"Right, can you call them back and find out any land marks, or where it's near?"

"I imagine it's near 403 Main St and 405 Main St, sir."

But 404 is Not Found, 403 is Forbidden and 405 is Not Allowed!

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