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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2011, 03:02:50 am »
That was so goddamn funny.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THERE'S CANCER IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2011, 03:05:59 am »
That was so goddamn funny.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THERE'S CANCER IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!"

Hey, who you gonna trust in there with sharp implements?  Some guy in a white coat and rubber gloves, or your friends?

(Doesn't work at all, does it?)
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2011, 03:11:08 am »
That was so goddamn funny.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THERE'S CANCER IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!"

Hey, who you gonna trust in there with sharp implements?  Some guy in a white coat and rubber gloves, or your friends?

(Doesn't work at all, does it?)

*crosses legs and whimpers*
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2011, 03:11:23 am »
Wait....


CARCINOMA?




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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2011, 03:12:59 am »
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2011, 03:17:34 am »
Archangel Gabriel: "Maximus is utilizing an orange for his cannabis needs."

Me: "Wait...what?"

*IMs Max*

"WTF are you doing with an orange?"

Max: "Smoking out of it."

Me: "How the fuck?"

Max: "Um, you showed me how to do this like, 10 years ago."

Me: "I...did?"

Max: "Cocaine, er, MDMA is a hell of a drug."

Me: "MY BRAIN HOLES."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2011, 03:20:06 am »
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.
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« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2011, 03:24:57 am »
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.

Gotyerback, Twid.  Here, click this, quick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfLaNJcpsw
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2011, 03:27:46 am »
HEY HEY HEY!
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« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2011, 03:45:25 am »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2011, 03:46:01 am »
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.

Gotyerback, Twid.  Here, click this, quick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfLaNJcpsw

Oh goddammit, lol
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« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2011, 03:47:55 am »
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.

Gotyerback, Twid.  Here, click this, quick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfLaNJcpsw

Oh goddammit, lol

Fat Albert is no longer stuck in your head, I betcha.

:kiss:
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2011, 03:49:17 am »
Daughter in checkout line pointing to the stocky dark skinned dude in front of us: That guy looks like Fat Albert

:noob:

Fuck. Theme-song is stuck in my head.

Gotyerback, Twid.  Here, click this, quick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfLaNJcpsw

Oh goddammit, lol

Fat Albert is no longer stuck in your head, I betcha.

:kiss:

This is a correct assessment.  :lulz:
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2011, 07:34:29 am »
Wait....


CARCINOMA?




BEAN CUP.

TED DANTSON??
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2011, 04:19:50 pm »
Wait....


CARCINOMA?




BEAN CUP.

TED DANTSON??

$2.00?!

NO!

$1.00?!

NO!!

$.75?!

NO!!!!!!!
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