Archangel Gabriel: "Maximus is utilizing an orange for his cannabis needs."
Me: "Wait...what?"
*IMs Max*
"WTF are you doing with an orange?"
Max: "Smoking out of it."
Me: "How the fuck?"
Max: "Um, you showed me how to do this like, 10 years ago."
Me: "I...did?"
Max: "Cocaine, er, MDMA is a hell of a drug."
Me: "MY BRAIN HOLES."