Speaking on FB with a biology teacher friend of mine:
XXX XXXX: "But I don't even believe in Jebus, Rog!"
Hamish Howl: "Now, see, that's downright un-American. When Jesus helped James Madison write the bill of rights, he didn't mean it to apply to Godless commies such as yourself. IT'S FREEDOM *OF* RELIGION, NOT FREEDOM *FROM* RELIGION!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch Michelle Bachmann's sparkly wit on Fox News, eat pork rinds, and die of congestive heart failure."