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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #60 on: July 06, 2011, 06:29:53 pm »
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 06, 2011, 02:15:56 pm
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 02, 2011, 04:38:21 pm

Quote from: LMNO on July 1, 2011

Just shut up and play the damn song!


This was addressed to his bassist and guitarist on stage.

Apparently, sometimes we drink before going on stage.

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #61 on: July 06, 2011, 11:17:59 pm »
Lil sis: Something about writing about "...the bad things about the Treaty of Verelly"
Step Dad: "You mean the Treaty of Versailles?"


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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #62 on: July 06, 2011, 11:20:09 pm »
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2011, 06:29:53 pm
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 06, 2011, 02:15:56 pm
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 02, 2011, 04:38:21 pm

Quote from: LMNO on July 1, 2011

Just shut up and play the damn song!


This was addressed to his bassist and guitarist on stage.

Apparently, sometimes we drink before going on stage.

:cheers:

"Sometimes"?
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #63 on: July 07, 2011, 12:37:17 am »
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 11:20:09 pm
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2011, 06:29:53 pm
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 06, 2011, 02:15:56 pm
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 02, 2011, 04:38:21 pm

Quote from: LMNO on July 1, 2011

Just shut up and play the damn song!


This was addressed to his bassist and guitarist on stage.

Apparently, sometimes we drink before going on stage.

:cheers:

"Sometimes"?

You'd be surprised. We actually like playing the music as we wrote it, and that means twitch muscle coordination. It's just that when playing last, beer seems to enter our bloodstream without our noticing.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #64 on: July 07, 2011, 01:13:06 am »
This is true. Being a little drunk on stage isnt that fun. Going on last is also not fun since you have to choose whether to cut yourself off real early or risk not exactly being sober when youre playing.

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #65 on: July 07, 2011, 01:58:50 am »
‎"Tomorrow, Roger Clemens goes on trial for lying . . . to politicians. Which is like charging a woman for flashing her breasts at a stripper."
- Radley Balko, FB status update, 7/6/11

no idea who that guy is but someone cross posted it and I caught it and had a chuckle.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #66 on: July 07, 2011, 02:00:12 am »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #67 on: July 07, 2011, 02:29:19 am »
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 07, 2011, 01:58:50 am
‎"Tomorrow, Roger Clemens goes on trial for lying . . . to politicians. Which is like charging a woman for flashing her breasts at a stripper."
- Radley Balko, FB status update, 7/6/11

no idea who that guy is but someone cross posted it and I caught it and had a chuckle.
Baseball player. Lied about taking steroids. Shock and awe.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #68 on: July 07, 2011, 02:59:21 am »
Speaking on FB with a biology teacher friend of mine:

XXX XXXX: "But I don't even believe in Jebus, Rog!"

Hamish Howl:   "Now, see, that's downright un-American. When Jesus helped James Madison write the bill of rights, he didn't mean it to apply to Godless commies such as yourself. IT'S FREEDOM *OF* RELIGION, NOT FREEDOM *FROM* RELIGION!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch Michelle Bachmann's sparkly wit on Fox News, eat pork rinds, and die of congestive heart failure."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #69 on: July 07, 2011, 03:00:53 am »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 02:59:21 am
Speaking on FB with a biology teacher friend of mine:

XXX XXXX: "But I don't even believe in Jebus, Rog!"

Hamish Howl:   "Now, see, that's downright un-American. When Jesus helped James Madison write the bill of rights, he didn't mean it to apply to Godless commies such as yourself. IT'S FREEDOM *OF* RELIGION, NOT FREEDOM *FROM* RELIGION!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch Michelle Bachmann's sparkly wit on Fox News, eat pork rinds, and die of congestive heart failure."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #70 on: July 07, 2011, 08:50:42 pm »
"So creepy dads can lie in a suductive pose." lmao, from WTF blanket parody
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #71 on: July 08, 2011, 06:49:21 am »
*On the news, they were talking about the new obesity statistics and when they went to a commercial break, it's taco bell's XXL burrito and how other people from other countries note how big the burritos are.*

Me: "Maybe it's because of the giant burritos."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #72 on: July 08, 2011, 07:17:28 am »
Quote from: ShoeEars on July 08, 2011, 06:49:21 am
*On the news, they were talking about the new obesity statistics and when they went to a commercial break, it's taco bell's XXL burrito and how other people from other countries note how big the burritos are.*

Me: "Maybe it's because of the giant burritos."


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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #73 on: July 08, 2011, 08:37:22 am »
Me (I live in CA):  Tis late here, waiting to Skype with TJ.  (TJ is my boyfriend.)

JL (an old troll friend of mine, he lives in LA): Its 2:20 here though u_u so it's later. I'm in the future.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #74 on: July 08, 2011, 07:36:54 pm »
"If you were to breed my dog, what other breed would you mate her with?"

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