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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #645 on: May 29, 2012, 04:55:23 pm »
He still doesn't seem to realise I was quoting Walter Sobchak the entire time.

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #646 on: May 29, 2012, 05:10:20 pm »
I was especially proud of this line:

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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #647 on: June 01, 2012, 03:56:55 pm »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #648 on: June 05, 2012, 06:30:49 am »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #649 on: June 20, 2012, 02:09:02 am »
Via text
Twid's Aunt: Cook out at nans 2 sun all well
Twid: Whats the occasion? Are we celebrating st johns day?
Twid: Or as i like to call it antichristmas
TA: Ya nana wants to just see gr kids
Twid: Ok but it being antichristmas im going to borrow stuff without permission just like that ecuadorian guy anti-claus would.
TA: Do not mean to fk up anybody dont like ur att arp
Twid: I dont understand what you mean. Whats an att arp?
TA: Nana wants to see her grand kids just pass the message
Twid: Sure no problem. Ill bring the missus too if shes free.
TA: What is the prob i was thk we could hv a nice lunch if u dont to come ok no words said
Twid: Uh, there is no problem. Did I miss something?
Twid: Are you crossing texts with someone else?

No response yet. I'm guessing box wine.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #650 on: June 20, 2012, 03:04:45 am »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #651 on: June 20, 2012, 03:28:44 am »
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"I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and I believe in Bigfoot."

 :lulz:

It can be argued that I am a Satanist, in the fact that I tend to be adversarial to Christianity. What sets me apart from other Satanists is that I do it humorously. I don't engage in blasphemy unless it's funny or I'm wasted and feel like bitching about something.

 :lulz:

I also intend to celebrate Kiester, which is like Easter except that it's on the ass end of Easter- the Sunday after the first New Moon following the Autumnal Equinox.

Haven't figured out what it will entail yet, other than Skinny Tuesday followed by 40 days of Spent.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #652 on: June 20, 2012, 03:32:28 am »
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"I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and I believe in Bigfoot."

 :lulz:

It can be argued that I am a Satanist, in the fact that I tend to be adversarial to Christianity. What sets me apart from other Satanists is that I do it humorously. I don't engage in blasphemy unless it's funny or I'm wasted and feel like bitching about something.

 :lulz:

I also intend to celebrate Kiester, which is like Easter except that it's on the ass end of Easter- the Sunday after the first New Moon following the Autumnal Equinox.

Haven't figured out what it will entail yet, other than Skinny Tuesday followed by 40 days of Spent.

I don't think I could ever survive 40 days of Spent. I regret to inform you I will not join your religious activities, as interestingly exotic as they sound.







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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #653 on: June 20, 2012, 03:33:59 am »
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"I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and I believe in Bigfoot."

 :lulz:

It can be argued that I am a Satanist, in the fact that I tend to be adversarial to Christianity. What sets me apart from other Satanists is that I do it humorously. I don't engage in blasphemy unless it's funny or I'm wasted and feel like bitching about something.

 :lulz:

I also intend to celebrate Kiester, which is like Easter except that it's on the ass end of Easter- the Sunday after the first New Moon following the Autumnal Equinox.

Haven't figured out what it will entail yet, other than Skinny Tuesday followed by 40 days of Spent.

I don't think I could ever survive 40 days of Spent. I regret to inform you I will not join your religious activities, as interestingly exotic as they sound.

40 days of vague excess does sound excessive, but I'll figure something out within my budget.
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #654 on: June 20, 2012, 03:39:33 am »
What's even funnier about this, is that my Aunt thinks there's some sort of problem. I mean, people started calling me a weirdo when I was 6. I'm turning 31 in about a month. While Antichristmas, and my seeming allegiance to the Antichrist and his thieving tropical minions is a bit unexpected, you'd think that after all this time they'd go, "well, that's Kevin for you..."
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #655 on: June 20, 2012, 04:01:04 am »
Also considering my name and avatar, and that this is the second time that it's been humorously relevant, it's time that I move on to the next name on Trip's list, as much as I will miss being Twiddlegeddon, the First Beast.

In honor of this passing, which will take place as soon as I pee, find the list, womp it up and hit update

A reading from the Book of Revelation:

Starting from 12:12

Rejoice then you spags, and those that womp with them! But woe to the cabbage and the Machine, for the devil sends the Twid with tasteless humor, because he knows his time is short, and he has to get a few more shots in before last call....

starting 13:16

Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be womped with their right hand or forehead, so that no one can post or backpedal who does not have the womp, that is the name of the Twid or the number of its name. This calls for wild speculation: let anyone with google search and a few screws loose calculate the number of the Twid, for it is the number of a spag. It's number is six hundred and sixty-six.

This particular translation has been a spoof of the Mulkerrins family Bible, which is in my possession as eldest and most interested in genealogy.

Now, some appropriate music with the same verses quoted from a more Anglican angle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsmcDLDw9iw
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #656 on: June 22, 2012, 05:28:05 pm »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #657 on: June 22, 2012, 06:04:42 pm »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #658 on: June 22, 2012, 06:15:41 pm »
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Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« Reply #659 on: June 24, 2012, 12:35:09 am »
If I didn't mishear completely, someone at the Dunderbeist gig I was at earlier today said "Is this Peter Gabriel?"