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« Reply #120 on: June 17, 2011, 07:33:34 pm »
Ok.

Have fun rolling around in the shit!  :)

Oh I will.  At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread.  After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.

GIGGLES is a rare sight.  You would be BLESSED if he came and skeeted lailaise in one of your threads.

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« Reply #121 on: June 17, 2011, 07:35:34 pm »
Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on.  Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.

Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere.  As in:  another subforum.

Go eat a dick you fucking ass-pirate.

I like perpetuation.  This thread is fun.  Keeping it going is in my best interest.

Don't listen to Jenne, Trix, she's bad for you.

Dig your heels in, and teach every bastard a lesson!  Anything else would mean your e-penis will shrink right up and fall off, and we all know that trying for the alpha spot in the pack is the only fit behavior for a superior mutant!

I didn't plan to, no worries.

And I will teach every one of you bastards a lesson.  By the surgery scars on my tig ol bitties, I WILL WIN THIS FIGHT GOD DAMN IT!

Also, quit talking about my e-penis with all of your jealousy before I beat you to death with it.  GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS MOTHER FUCKER.  I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU DOWN!  OR I WILL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT.

OOOOK OOOOK!

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« Reply #122 on: June 17, 2011, 07:40:03 pm »
This sort of thing is precisely why I advocate doing SCIENCE to random humans.

They aren't using their brains anyway, may as well fuck 'em up.
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« Reply #123 on: June 17, 2011, 07:44:34 pm »
This sort of thing is precisely why I advocate doing SCIENCE to random humans.

They aren't using their brains anyway, may as well fuck 'em up.

Ok I change my vote.  Let's just cut em up and see what burns best.  :evil:

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« Reply #124 on: June 17, 2011, 07:46:18 pm »
Ok.

Have fun rolling around in the shit!  :)

Oh I will.  At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread.  After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.

I think you will find that GIGGLES doesn't idly respond to reverse psychology. 
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« Reply #125 on: June 17, 2011, 07:46:38 pm »
Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on.  Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.

Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere.  As in:  another subforum.

Go eat a dick you fucking ass-pirate.

I like perpetuation.  This thread is fun.  Keeping it going is in my best interest.

Don't listen to Jenne, Trix, she's bad for you.

Dig your heels in, and teach every bastard a lesson!  Anything else would mean your e-penis will shrink right up and fall off, and we all know that trying for the alpha spot in the pack is the only fit behavior for a superior mutant!

I didn't plan to, no worries.

And I will teach every one of you bastards a lesson.  By the surgery scars on my tig ol bitties, I WILL WIN THIS FIGHT GOD DAMN IT!

Also, quit talking about my e-penis with all of your jealousy before I beat you to death with it.  GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS MOTHER FUCKER.  I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU DOWN!  OR I WILL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT.

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« Reply #126 on: June 17, 2011, 08:04:36 pm »
Ok.

Have fun rolling around in the shit!  :)

Oh I will.  At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread.  After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.

I think you will find that GIGGLES doesn't idly respond to reverse psychology. 

That's because giggles IS reverse psychology
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« Reply #127 on: June 17, 2011, 08:10:24 pm »
Paired with a lobotomy. 
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"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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« Reply #129 on: June 17, 2011, 08:11:17 pm »
GIGGLES is my medicine.
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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« Reply #130 on: June 17, 2011, 08:11:34 pm »
Ok.

Have fun rolling around in the shit!  :)

Oh I will.  At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread.  After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.

I think you will find that GIGGLES doesn't idly respond to reverse psychology. 

Good, because I'm not using reverse psychology.  I can happily go through the rest of the day without seeing one of those nasty disgusting eye-melting mutants that he seems to get off on.

TFY,S.

Why would I go to the trouble, when I have a thread full of mucus munchers trying so hard to do it for me?
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« Reply #131 on: June 17, 2011, 08:14:01 pm »
Hostility only works as a "bit" if it's, you know, funny.

You have become boring.

Good day.
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« Reply #132 on: June 17, 2011, 08:14:11 pm »
Ok.

Have fun rolling around in the shit!  :)

Oh I will.  At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread.  After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.

I think you will find that GIGGLES doesn't idly respond to reverse psychology. 

Good, because I'm not using reverse psychology.  I can happily go through the rest of the day without seeing one of those nasty disgusting eye-melting mutants that he seems to get off on.

TFY,S.

Why would I go to the trouble, when I have a thread full of mucus munchers trying so hard to do it for me?

Oh, never mind. You really are just a garden-variety jerk. I won't waste any more of my time trying to be helpful then.
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« Reply #133 on: June 17, 2011, 08:23:24 pm »
Giggles wins thread. Without even posting in it.
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« Reply #134 on: June 17, 2011, 08:35:47 pm »
Trix = a breakfast cereal, right?  Yeah, whatever, it's poptard.

Thread over.
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