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Re: Japanese Scientists Take Your Poop and Make
« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2011, 08:52:08 pm »
:lulz:  True dat.

Ugh.  I bet they come out with flavorings, too.  Like BBQ Beef, Fish-flavor, and Lemon Pepper Chicken.

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They can sell it to vegans as "went in as pure vegetable."  :lulz:  Though my husband claims, microbiology being what it is...there's gonna be some protein cells in there.  They hitch a ride in the processing, apparently...

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Re: Japanese Scientists Take Your Poop and Make
« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2011, 09:12:26 pm »
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Re: Japanese Scientists Take Your Poop and Make
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2011, 04:18:35 pm »
They can sell it to vegans as "went in as pure vegetable."  :lulz:  Though my husband claims, microbiology being what it is...there's gonna be some protein cells in there.  They hitch a ride in the processing, apparently...

That's actually what they made it from. At least, if I understand the article correctly, they filter out the proteins from the sewage and make meat from that. So it's not really like recycled food, but more like recycled dead intestinal flora.



I'm fairly sure it would go great if you mix it with Bud and tomato juice.
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Re: Japanese Scientists Take Your Poop and Make
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2011, 04:22:41 pm »
They can sell it to vegans as "went in as pure vegetable."  :lulz:  Though my husband claims, microbiology being what it is...there's gonna be some protein cells in there.  They hitch a ride in the processing, apparently...

That's actually what they made it from. At least, if I understand the article correctly, they filter out the proteins from the sewage and make meat from that. So it's not really like recycled food, but more like recycled dead intestinal flora.



I'm fairly sure it would go great if you mix it with Bud and tomato juice.

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Re: Japanese Scientists Take Your Poop and Make
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2011, 03:13:09 pm »
They can sell it to vegans as "went in as pure vegetable."  :lulz:  Though my husband claims, microbiology being what it is...there's gonna be some protein cells in there.  They hitch a ride in the processing, apparently...

That's actually what they made it from. At least, if I understand the article correctly, they filter out the proteins from the sewage and make meat from that. So it's not really like recycled food, but more like recycled dead intestinal flora.



I'm fairly sure it would go great if you mix it with Bud and tomato juice.

Not a chance of it.  :D