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DerpGASM
« on: June 30, 2011, 03:09:54 am »
So, here's a crazy ass idea...

What if we were to slip ourselves into the libertarian movement? This is kinda like TeaPartyGASM, Iron Troll Brigade, and something else all rolled into one. Only, we're not looking to disrupt their gig. Just veer it in a different direction.

Look, these people are fucking insane. A lot of them already believe in the Illuminati, NWO, and all sorts of other shit. If we feed off of that, and carefully invent conspiracies, like (off the top of my head): President Obama is spreading AIDS in hopes that a more communicable and airborne strain called Dron.F will be created, as to eliminate 2/3 of our population. You know, really insane stuff, but with our memes embedded in it ("Dron.F?" Ok, it was a shitty example, but I think you see what I'm getting at.). These people are stuck in a strange loop and it is unfortunate. But, as my dad used to say “The resourceful will tout a flat tire as a good brake.”

Maybe their ill fortune can be our gain. Look at the unparalleled manner in which they perpetuate utter bullshit and hypocrisy.

We should exploit it.

Instead of finding ourselves at odds with these people, maybe we should take the exact opposite approach? We can flip them later, but for now, I think they can help us plant seeds.

...or fuck me.
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Re: DerpGASM
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 03:12:24 pm »
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29548.0

In addition to the above link, Dok has been doing some brilliant work on conservatard forums, getting them to agree with him that abortion for darkies is good and big oil is conspiring to fuck everyone.
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Re: DerpGASM
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2011, 01:10:08 pm »

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Well... then I will participate.
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