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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2011, 01:10:42 am »
You're all still jerks too, eh?  I don't even know you people anymore.  I'll just sell my puzzles to the friends.

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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2011, 01:16:01 am »
Oh, I guess I sort of remember that.  Probably my most notorious of incidents.  Evil times of me shitting on one of your most revered saints as he announces engagement to a white woman, except that I pretty much got the shit knocked out of me.  I always kind of liked Verthaine before then, but I think he even quit the forums after that.  But then, it must have been just a while longer before I finally got exiled after that.  How is old V?  Did he marry happily ever after?  Am I to blame if he didn't?  Alimony?

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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2011, 01:27:56 am »
You're all still jerks too, eh?  I don't even know you people anymore.  I'll just sell my puzzles to the friends.

Funny, how everyone is a "jerk" to you, after you call them niggers.

Fuck off, bigot.
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2011, 01:38:38 am »
Evil times of me shitting on one of your most revered saints as he announces engagement to a white woman,

The horror.   :lulz:

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« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2011, 01:39:10 am »
You're all still jerks too, eh?  I don't even know you people anymore. 

You never did.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #35 on: July 02, 2011, 03:32:04 am »
You're all still jerks too, eh?  I don't even know you people anymore.  I'll just sell my puzzles to the friends.
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #36 on: July 02, 2011, 08:56:21 am »
Somebody's rectum appears to have fallen off, escaped, and is running around on "snicker snicker" mode like a headless chicken.

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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #37 on: July 06, 2011, 04:02:25 pm »
You're all still jerks too, eh?  I don't even know you people anymore. 

You never did.

I only kind of knew you.  You were sometimes funny and enlightened, but pretty much just a stinking morass of humanity that smelled worse than the people you'd rant about.  And, it's no surprise to me that Eris would have fated Shaykh TGRR to become the next teen wolf sensation.  Yeah,  you're all going to hell.

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« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2011, 04:03:58 pm »
You're all still jerks too, eh?  I don't even know you people anymore. 

You never did.

I only kind of knew you.  You were sometimes funny and enlightened, but pretty much just a stinking morass of humanity that smelled worse than the people you'd rant about.  And, it's no surprise to me that Eris would have fated Shaykh TGRR to become the next teen wolf sensation.  Yeah,  you're all going to hell.

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« Reply #39 on: July 06, 2011, 05:52:41 pm »
You're all still jerks too, eh?  I don't even know you people anymore. 

You never did.

I only kind of knew you.  You were sometimes funny and enlightened, but pretty much just a stinking morass of humanity that smelled worse than the people you'd rant about.  And, it's no surprise to me that Eris would have fated Shaykh TGRR to become the next teen wolf sensation.  Yeah,  you're all going to hell.

You first!

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« Reply #40 on: July 06, 2011, 05:54:26 pm »
You're all still jerks too, eh?  I don't even know you people anymore. 

You never did.

I only kind of knew you.  You were sometimes funny and enlightened, but pretty much just a stinking morass of humanity that smelled worse than the people you'd rant about.  And, it's no surprise to me that Eris would have fated Shaykh TGRR to become the next teen wolf sensation.  Yeah,  you're all going to hell.

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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2011, 05:56:20 pm »
Who the hell is Evis?  Is she like the goddess of car rental confusion? 
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #42 on: July 06, 2011, 06:19:16 pm »
Didn't she die on the toilet wearing a sequined jumpsuit?
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #43 on: July 06, 2011, 06:45:40 pm »
You're all still jerks too, eh?  I don't even know you people anymore. 

You never did.

I only kind of knew you.  You were sometimes funny and enlightened, but pretty much just a stinking morass of humanity that smelled worse than the people you'd rant about.  And, it's no surprise to me that Eris would have fated Shaykh TGRR to become the next teen wolf sensation.  Yeah,  you're all going to hell.
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Re: Sober up!
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2011, 09:31:50 am »
It is a shame that I won't be showing you guys my puzzles.  It seems like my puzzle making enterprise could have fit in perfect with the Discordians.  But I can't be sticking around where there's any kind of an old hex against me, and it's not something I can easily amend, even five-seven years later.  Racism is bad, kids.  At least I gave you guys Obama as workman's comp.  Feel free to terminate my account all over again.  Sorry, Discordians.