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Oh, Florida...
« on: June 30, 2011, 05:52:55 pm »
Three Students Die after Hypnosis From Principal

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In a three-month period, two students killed themselves and one died in a car crash (all separate incidents) just after being hypnotized by their high school principal, George Kenney. Kenney, who has been warned by the school board multiple times in the past to stop his behavior, has already hypnotized over 75 students, staff members, and their families.

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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 06:13:39 pm »
Multiple times?  C'mon, in THIS economy, they surely could find another principal, that, y'know DOESN'T hypnotize students.  And if it's multiple times surely some parents have heard about this by now.  How the hell have they NOT run him out of town? 

I mean, I know there is some positive stuff that can happen with hypnotism, but I would find it a bit icky if I learned my daughter's principal was hypnotizing her. 
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 06:21:42 pm »
REPRESENT!

I like to think the weirdness starts here and slowly makes it's way to key west via A1A. 

Fuck you Tampa/St. Pete, you only get what we let trickle down I75 and Orlando's sloppy seconds of what ever they get that slips down I4.
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 07:50:56 pm »
...is this the same area in Flor-EYE-duh that does that snake handling bullshit?

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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 10:30:15 pm »
Dont know if there is a link involved here (damn phone!) but why was the principal hypnotizing students?
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2011, 10:39:12 pm »
REPRESENT!

I like to think the weirdness starts here and slowly makes it's way to key west via A1A. 

Fuck you Tampa/St. Pete, you only get what we let trickle down I75 and Orlando's sloppy seconds of what ever they get that slips down I4.

OH IT'S ON LIEK RED DAWN.

NO ONE FROM JACKSONVILLE, GEORGIA GETS AWAY WITH MAKING FUN OF MY PRECIOUS TAMPA BAY AREA.

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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 11:46:50 pm »
REPRESENT!

I like to think the weirdness starts here and slowly makes it's way to key west via A1A. 

Fuck you Tampa/St. Pete, you only get what we let trickle down I75 and Orlando's sloppy seconds of what ever they get that slips down I4.

OH IT'S ON LIEK RED DAWN.

NO ONE FROM JACKSONVILLE, GEORGIA GETS AWAY WITH MAKING FUN OF MY PRECIOUS TAMPA BAY AREA.

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yeah if you loved it so much, why'd you leave?

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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 11:50:14 pm »
Because its closer to boston which is the best place in the world.
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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2011, 12:02:18 am »
REPRESENT!

I like to think the weirdness starts here and slowly makes it's way to key west via A1A. 

Fuck you Tampa/St. Pete, you only get what we let trickle down I75 and Orlando's sloppy seconds of what ever they get that slips down I4.

OH IT'S ON LIEK RED DAWN.

NO ONE FROM JACKSONVILLE, GEORGIA GETS AWAY WITH MAKING FUN OF MY PRECIOUS TAMPA BAY AREA.

:crankey:

yeah if you loved it so much, why'd you leave?



If you want the whole story, I'll give it to you one day via PM or chat. I didn't come to Rhode Island by free will.

Also, Sarasota is NOT Tampa/St. Pete. It's an excuse for people to live in the "metro" area but not actually in the city because they have no balls. Like Western Connecticut.
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2011, 12:03:10 am »
Because its closer to boston which is the best place in the world.

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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2011, 12:15:24 am »
Ok my jest was misplaced. Apologies.
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2011, 05:17:40 pm »
It's cool.

It's just...Boston was not on my destination-to-live list 10 years ago, and the fact that I ended up here makes me bitter.  :lulz: I also know that I shouldn't combine Boston/Providence into one metro area, but it really is. Like Minneapolis/St. Paul, and, remarkably, Tampa/St. Petersburg. It's the same shit and same people separated by a sea of the same suburbs. Providence just likes to "pretend" it has more culturally in common with New York, but it doesn't. It's Boston South.
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2011, 05:23:12 pm »
It's cool.

It's just...Boston was not on my destination-to-live list 10 years ago, and the fact that I ended up here makes me bitter.  :lulz: I also know that I shouldn't combine Boston/Providence into one metro area, but it really is. Like Minneapolis/St. Paul, and, remarkably, Tampa/St. Petersburg. It's the same shit and same people separated by a sea of the same suburbs. Providence just likes to "pretend" it has more culturally in common with New York, but it doesn't. It's Boston South.

Yeah. It extends to Worcester too. I'd even say Manchester, but New Hampshirites are... I don't know what the hell they are or if they're even human, but they sure aren't Bostonians.  :lulz:
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2011, 05:37:29 pm »
It's cool.

It's just...Boston was not on my destination-to-live list 10 years ago, and the fact that I ended up here makes me bitter.  :lulz: I also know that I shouldn't combine Boston/Providence into one metro area, but it really is. Like Minneapolis/St. Paul, and, remarkably, Tampa/St. Petersburg. It's the same shit and same people separated by a sea of the same suburbs. Providence just likes to "pretend" it has more culturally in common with New York, but it doesn't. It's Boston South.

Yeah. It extends to Worcester too. I'd even say Manchester, but New Hampshirites are... I don't know what the hell they are or if they're even human, but they sure aren't Bostonians.  :lulz:

The New Hampshirites are the Vermonters who hated farming but LOVED guns. 

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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2011, 05:39:59 pm »
Manchester is where Boston buses all the degenerates of society who don't want to pay taxes and live the lives of vagrants and GET AWAY WITH IT.

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