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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2011, 11:30:45 am »

Lulz of the international variety (?)

It remains to be seen, but so far I'm having a good feeling  :fap: :fap: :fap:
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2011, 12:42:24 pm »
Well, if it is really you, I can tell you that you have become somewhat of a barometer in these parts for other failed trolls that have shown up trying to tell us what's what and give us a go. 

Though, some of your YouTube videos make you a hard act to follow.  Especially in those sparkly suits.   :D

Funny that, I wasn't trolling when I started out, but it turned into that even though I didn't really know anything about trolling until after I left.

I am well aware of how my legacy was used.  See "A toast".

It is the real me though, but go and be skeptical if it pleases you.

Well, my skepticism partly comes form the fact that you have become something of an infamous character around here and I wouldn't put it past any of the more seasoned spags around here to fake the rest of us out.  It's totally something I would do, and I can't always account for where I've been. 
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2011, 12:52:20 pm »
Honestly I'm surprised they haven't pulled this stunt before.  I would have, and did a couple times under different circumstances on some forums I ran for a bit.  It's good for a cheap gag when the lulz are low.  There's even a handful of trolls that even pretend to be me once in a while just to stir extra drama when my name means something, so your skepticism is well understood and accepted.

http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS (not like it isn't already public info to the staff)

That's the real me, as well as all the crap I posted in "Fucking Spam" under bring and brag

You gotta figure a profile that detailed and that much time to go look up my albums and spam them would be too much work for a cheap laugh.  You can also note I've added Howl to my list since he brought me back.  I doubt he would have taken the time to make this entire profile just to say "ha ha, you dun goofed!".  Personally I'm too lazy for that kind of shit when there's plenty of other lower hanging fruit.

But go ahead and remain skeptical, it's cool.  After a while the reality of the situation won't even matter because the new paradigm will have taken hold  :fnord:
« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 12:57:27 pm by Ambassador KLOK KAOS »
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2011, 12:56:07 pm »
Yeah, I'm even more skeptical now. 

I call alt. 

Either way you should introduce yourself to Nigel.  I hear she's a big fan of yours. 

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2011, 12:58:42 pm »
Alright.

I cast *summon Nigel*.

Nigel, you stand before the One True AKK, how do you plead?

I have a feeling there will be some venom here...

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2011, 01:38:29 pm »
The one true AKK ;)

So I hear you are an international recording star now.  So where did you record in Canada? 

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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2011, 02:58:03 pm »
Alright.

I cast *summon Nigel*.

Nigel, you stand before the One True AKK, how do you plead?

I have a feeling there will be some venom here...



I've been your friend on Facebook for like a year. Honestly, I think you're completely amazing and have shared your website with hundreds of people.
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2011, 02:59:02 pm »
So if by "venom" you mean "sheer unadulterated delight", then yes.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2011, 04:45:14 pm »
I'm sure that it must amuse you endlessly that you've achieved this level of infamy.  :lulz:

Have you seen this? http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22880.0



I'm sure we've got a ton of shitty MS Paint images in our vault which your face has been worked into.

For a while, if we spags were meeting up in 3D meatspace, it was traditional that somebody would hold up a printout of your face and everybody would look annoyed or horrified and somebody would snap a pic.

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2011, 05:21:37 pm »
So umm. Who the fuck is this guy, and why should I care?

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« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2011, 05:41:03 pm »
He's someone pretending to be an infamous PD troll, Ambassador Klok Kaos. 

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2011, 05:48:01 pm »
It's really him.
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2011, 05:50:26 pm »
I wonder also...I mean isn't rwhn AKK's irl alt?

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2011, 05:59:04 pm »
what is this i dont even
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2011, 06:15:41 pm »
Alright.

I cast *summon Nigel*.

Nigel, you stand before the One True AKK, how do you plead?

I have a feeling there will be some venom here...



I've been your friend on Facebook for like a year. Honestly, I think you're completely amazing and have shared your website with hundreds of people.

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« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 06:30:32 pm by Ambassador KLOK KAOS »
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