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Ladies & Gentleman...I give you The PERFECT AMERICAN!
« on: July 08, 2011, 04:24:21 pm »
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Courtesy of Mrs Mang. I think it beats the 'Kill Osama Commemorative Coin' by a long chalk.

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Re: Ladies & Gentleman...I give you The PERFECT AMERICAN!
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2011, 04:44:23 pm »
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That is absolutely disgusting.  To glorify this in the media as if it were a positive thing is shameful.

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She has a website, OfficialDonnaSimpson.com, geared toward "fat admirers," where people pay to see her eat and flaunt her flab.

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Apparently, there are a lot of people out there who enjoy watching Simpson eat. She says that they even send her fattening food like protein shake powder to help her beef up quickly. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone," she says.

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Re: Ladies & Gentleman...I give you The PERFECT AMERICAN!
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2011, 04:55:41 pm »
Her four year old has to feed her.

For fuck's sake.
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2011, 04:56:50 pm »
Her four year old has to feed her.

For fuck's sake.

How is that not child abuse? 


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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2011, 05:39:59 pm »
Hey, it's what the Free MarketTM demanded...isn't it?   :horrormirth:

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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2011, 05:44:34 pm »
Her four year old has to feed her.

For fuck's sake.

One day she'll accidentally eat that four year old
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2011, 05:56:12 pm »
I now regret so very much that I clicked on the link to her website.

soooooo much.
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2011, 05:57:20 pm »
I now regret so very much that I clicked on the link to her website.

soooooo much.

dear god man even I couldn't make myself do that.  Now think on this, people pay to see more than what you saw for free.....

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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2011, 05:59:21 pm »
I now regret so very much that I clicked on the link to her website.

soooooo much.

dear god man even I couldn't make myself do that.  Now think on this, people pay to see more than what you saw for free.....

People get off on all sorts of things but I wont judge them for it.

Except furries.  Fuck those people.
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2011, 06:05:55 pm »
When Mrs Mang called me about the link, I stopped her half way through and said:

"Wait a minute...this woman is trying to get her weight up so she can sign off work and get disability benefit like Homer Simpson?"

She said 'no' and told me the rest of the story. Oh and the fact that the woman is also called Simpson.


It's the perfect story for 21st century America:

a) Junk food
b) Talentless individual becoming famous
c) Extreme selfishness
d) Adults behaving like adolescents
e) The internet

The only thing missing is a Christian fish sticker on her car.
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2011, 04:52:38 am »
There's a members-only section of her website. That means there's naked pictures of this woman and people pay to see them, doesn't it.  :x
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2011, 04:56:55 am »
There's a members-only section of her website. That means there's naked pictures of this woman and people pay to see them, doesn't it.  :x

Pay to see, pay to tell her what naughty things they want her to do with that stack of pancakes and that gallon of syrup . . .
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2011, 04:59:57 am »
:x :x :x :x  :argh!:
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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2011, 05:02:22 am »
When Mrs Mang called me about the link, I stopped her half way through and said:

"Wait a minute...this woman is trying to get her weight up so she can sign off work and get disability benefit like Homer Simpson?"

She said 'no' and told me the rest of the story. Oh and the fact that the woman is also called Simpson.


It's the perfect story for 21st century America:

a) Junk food
b) Talentless individual becoming famous
c) Extreme selfishness
d) Adults behaving like adolescents
e) The internet

The only thing missing is a Christian fish sticker on her car.

She may have one on her scooter.
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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2011, 05:05:18 am »
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