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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2011, 07:43:36 am »
I popped onto a couple of those links, I'm not smart enough to stay out of jail....  :|

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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2011, 04:44:25 am »
So was this an attempt at community building, or just an advertisement?
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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2011, 06:57:47 pm »
Someone signed up the principia account for some daily aphorism thing..

Also in the bathroom in Schull in west cork I saw someone had written "All Hail Eris" on the door. First time I've seen any wild mention of herself.

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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2011, 08:26:50 pm »
Always carry a sharpie, you  know ... just in case
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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2012, 06:46:47 pm »
Hi,

My name is Cindy and I'm the owner of ChristianDatingSites.net--would you take a look at my site and consider possibly listing it as a resource on your website?

ChristianDatingSites.net is the only website exclusively devoted to Christian singles who want reliable information about avoiding the financial and physical dangers inherent in using online dating, serving our readers by authoring articles on topics like how to identify dating site scams and how to deal with one if you fall victim.

Please take a look at ChristianDatingSites.net, and if you agree that it's a valuable resource, perhaps consider adding a link to it from your site http://www.principiadiscordia.com/links.php?

Thank you in advance for your consideration,

Cindy McDonald
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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2012, 06:52:53 pm »
Oh, FUCK yes.

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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2012, 06:58:35 pm »
ANAL?
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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2012, 07:02:40 pm »

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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2012, 08:56:56 pm »
Ive been thinking of trolling christian dating sites and listing my denomination as a satanic pentacostal.

Unfortunately this would force me to learn more about pentacostals.
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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2012, 09:13:16 pm »
You should call yourself a "Lucifarian".

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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2012, 09:16:12 pm »
Ive been thinking of trolling christian dating sites and listing my denomination as a satanic pentacostal.

Unfortunately this would force me to learn more about pentacostals.

Pentecostals- all you need to know:

1) Jesus

2) "We don't handle snakes, we speak in tongues."   <-- no shit

3) "Pentecost" is the holiday seven weeks (50 days) after Easter

4) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentecost

5) Jesus


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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2012, 10:26:34 pm »
Hehe we have pentecost in catholicism too. We just usually dont give a crap about it unless theres a confirmation to go to.
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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2012, 07:11:15 am »
Do you [Catholics] believe in laying-of-hands style healing and tangible demonic/spiritual warfare? Pentecostals do, fervently. They just don't want to be seen that way from the outside.
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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2012, 07:13:53 am »
That quote, by the way, "We don't handle snakes, we speak in tongues," was my bat-shit mother, when I asked her if we were Baptist or Pentecostal when I was about 15.
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Re: FW: Correspondence from discordians
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2012, 01:37:19 pm »
The couple of Pentecostal kids I knew weren't able to play with action figures because somehow they twisted that into worshipping false idols.  (I don't know about you but I wasn't about to kneel down and pray before the altar of Cobra Commander)
 
They also weren't allowed to believe in Santa Claus.  Which is okay, until they try to spill the beans in front of your baby brother. 
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