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Re: Weird people that you've met
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2011, 11:23:01 pm »

Sorry junior its my reality tunnel go get your own :P

And stop cheating off of other people's.

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"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Weird people that you've met
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2011, 11:25:55 pm »
He's a crazy, drugged up returning asshole. What else is there to know?
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Re: Weird people that you've met
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2011, 11:26:57 pm »
He's a crazy, drugged up returning asshole. What else is there to know?

Yeah, it's pretty obvious that this is the triumphant return of some butthurt moron or other.

That's new.  :boring:
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Weird people that you've met
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2011, 12:15:38 am »
He's a crazy, drugged up returning asshole. What else is there to know?

Yeah, it's pretty obvious that this is the triumphant return of some butthurt moron or other.

That's new.  :boring:

Do you guys ever get tired of being wrong about everything?





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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2011, 12:18:58 am »
He's a crazy, drugged up returning asshole. What else is there to know?

Yeah, it's pretty obvious that this is the triumphant return of some butthurt moron or other.

That's new.  :boring:

Do you guys ever get tired of being wrong about everything?


No, actually.  I personally find that blundering along head first1 works for me2.




1  I should know, I've used it to get married 4 times, twice to the same woman.
2  Also, being a prick.
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Weird people that you've met
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2011, 01:39:54 am »
He's a crazy, drugged up returning asshole. What else is there to know?

Yeah, it's pretty obvious that this is the triumphant return of some butthurt moron or other.

That's new.  :boring:

Do you guys ever get tired of being wrong about everything?


No, actually.  I personally find that blundering along head first1 works for me2.




1  I should know, I've used it to get married 4 times, twice to the same woman.
2  Also, being a prick.

Sounds very rewarding . You sir are to be congratulated.
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Re: Weird people that you've met
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2011, 03:24:37 am »
Footage taken Saturday night. Note the dancing dude. He danced for like, almost the whole set. We gave him a T-shirt for free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2bVrelaodY&feature=channel_video_title
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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2011, 03:53:50 am »
Heh, that reminds me.

My ex-wife used to drag me to the Paris Theatre in PDX, back when they were doing goth dance nights.

So, while I'm chatting up some goth kid who is obviously tripping balls and has handed me a small kid's pail full of glow in the dark chalk, I notice a figure dancing over by the stage. Now, this is your classic "all the seats have been taken out" theatre, with a little stage that is camped out by a clique of goths, some of whom stomp-'dance' back and forth across the stage if the current song moves them. The goth kid who was talking with me and sharing his chalk was a happy fellow. Wanted to 'brighten up the place'. I started drawing all sort of occult symbols, and sketching a large Cthulhu, which he _loved_ (I don't think he realized who he was giving the chalk to).

There are a group of people not comfortable enough to get up onstage (in the Clique's space) dancing in front of the stage. There's a non-alcoholic bar off to the left near the exit. My ex was a lush, so she had smuggled in some wine. Nearly half the crowd had the same idea.

Wait, that figure over there by the stage. That one I mentioned. HE DOESN'T FIT. I take a better look, and see...

A 60+ year old man, silvering thinning hair, wearing a glow in the dark Aloha shirt, kahki short, flip-flops and freaking SUNGLASSES around his neck. Grinning like a leprechaun.

Dude looked like he stepped off of the Whale Watching tour at Kailua-Kona pier. And yet, he ruled the room. Dancing in his shuffling way (the flip-flop, y'see) to the GOTH music, grinning like he was on LSD (not touching that bet with a 10 ft pole). I watched, fascinated. He lingered in every corner of the auditorium, chatting politely with the dancing gothic kids. Then he got on stage, dancing his little dance. Totally shut down the stomp-dancing goth boys... they were too embarrassed to dance on stage with him.

Then the 'spooky pretty' girl, the one who HADN'T danced to any of the songs that evening, got up, danced with him for a little while, and then they chilled and talked between the song break.

Dude met every single person in the club.

I TOTALLY didn't expect that that evening.
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Re: Weird people that you've met
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2011, 04:02:20 am »
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Dude that's awesome!
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Re: Weird people that you've met
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2011, 10:22:49 am »
A 60+ year old man, silvering thinning hair, wearing a glow in the dark Aloha shirt, kahki short, flip-flops and freaking SUNGLASSES around his neck. Grinning like a leprechaun.

Dude looked like he stepped off of the Whale Watching tour at Kailua-Kona pier. And yet, he ruled the room. Dancing in his shuffling way (the flip-flop, y'see) to the GOTH music, grinning like he was on LSD (not touching that bet with a 10 ft pole). I watched, fascinated. He lingered in every corner of the auditorium, chatting politely with the dancing gothic kids. Then he got on stage, dancing his little dance. Totally shut down the stomp-dancing goth boys... they were too embarrassed to dance on stage with him.

Then the 'spooky pretty' girl, the one who HADN'T danced to any of the songs that evening, got up, danced with him for a little while, and then they chilled and talked between the song break.

Dude met every single person in the club.

Awesome!

Also, you pretty much exactly described my old V:tM character :lol: 60+ ex-hippie yoga teacher with ++charisma/presence points, prone to wearing floral shirts under his linnen suit.
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« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2011, 02:38:05 pm »
I met this girl years ago at summer camp who was a mostly unremarkable teenager except for voice--star singer of summer camp, oh my!--and big nose. Then she turned into Lady Gaga. Weirdo!
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« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2011, 05:14:29 pm »
I met this girl years ago at summer camp who was a mostly unremarkable teenager except for voice--star singer of summer camp, oh my!--and big nose. Then she turned into Lady Gaga. Weirdo!

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« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2011, 05:20:51 pm »
I didn't actually meet this person, but it's still one of my "Life's WEIRDEST Experiences"!!

Years ago, my first husband, myself and another couple were driving south on Highway 75 from Ft. Myers back to Naples.  Now this is your typical highway and does not run thru any part of the city at this point.  Up ahead we see what looks like an abandoned lazyboy chari on the side of the road.  As we get closer we realized someone was sitting in the chair.

We all laughed and thought it might have fallen off a truck, even if it was 3 in the morning.  Our curiousity got the better of us and at the very next exit we turned around.  We saw the guy as we went past heading North.  We got to a turnaround in the median and turned around a couple hundred yards past the guy.  When we got to where he had been he was gone and so was the chair.

Now no cars had passed us after we had turned around at the exit....

 


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« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2011, 05:26:08 pm »
strange.
did he have a towel with him?

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« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2011, 05:28:07 pm »
strange.
did he have a towel with him?

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No he was just sitting in the chair.  I mean it was 3 in the morning and dark, which was another reason we turned around, to make sure we weren't seeing things.  He was there when we drove back by, then just gone.