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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #45 on: January 26, 2012, 10:45:02 am »
"If you beat your sword into a plowshare, you will end up plowing the fields of those who kept their swords."
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2012, 01:33:05 am »
Porno Myth #1: If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2012, 01:45:12 am »
Porno Myth #1: If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

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I like this.  That's funny.
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2012, 02:34:21 am »
Porno Myth #2:  If you forget your pants before your shift as a pizza delivery guy, you'll get your brains banged out by cougars at every stop.

The bad news is, you'll get fired.  The good news is, you won't care.
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2012, 02:35:15 am »
That one gave me the warm fuzzies.  :lol:
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2012, 07:40:30 pm »
Everclear mixes with anything except sunrise.

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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #51 on: February 15, 2012, 07:42:58 pm »
That, sir, is poetry.




And TROOF.
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« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2012, 07:45:49 pm »
That, sir, is poetry.




And TROOF.

I'm still mentally sorting the last 3 weeks or so.
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« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2012, 08:33:21 pm »
You have to work for your cheddar.  Mice eat for free.
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #54 on: February 15, 2012, 10:51:52 pm »
Everclear mixes with anything except sunrise.

sorry to contradict, but it mixes with sunrise too - i have proof.
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2012, 05:03:19 pm »
81.  "Impossible" is a stupid way to describe something that's already happened.

82.  There's a world of difference between the ways things should work and the way they do work.  This is why communism, libertarianism, and prohibition don't work.

83.  There is no problem so large that it can't be made worse by the good intentions of dumb people.

84.  There is no problem so large that it can't be fixed by Big Gay Cowboys. 

85.  Even if the Big Gay Cowboys can't fix it, you'll stop caring.

86.  The only thing worse than getting older is the alternative.

87.  You can't save anyone.

88.  Nobody can save you.

89.  It is better to light a flamethrower, than to sit and curse the dark.

90.  Nothing succeeds like excess, except when you're talking about police violence.

91.  When you can't find a place to put a booger, stick it back up your nose.

92.  If it looks like a bad cable, it's a bad cable.  If it looks like something else, it's still a bad cable.

93.  There comes a time when software is so advanced that it doesn't work at all.

94.  A bird in the hand is worth two in the SHUT UP.

95.  Always ensure that there's toilet paper BEFORE you shit.

96.  Drop your pants and roll in your mistakes.  It looks dumb, but not as dumb as digging in your heels looks.  Also, it's more fun.

97.  Individual civil liberty trumps everything.

98.  There is no substitute for experience.  Except maybe youth and energy.

99.  Violence - or the threat of violence - is the fastest way to end a problem.  But you'll get at least 3 NEW problems to solve, in the process.

100.  An election year in America is like having 312,000,000 toddlers in the back of a car, all chanting "are we there yet?"
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #56 on: May 29, 2012, 05:14:54 pm »
Oooh hot damn. Good batch!
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #57 on: May 29, 2012, 05:17:44 pm »
Holy(TM) Writ that's actually relevant. Mind consistently blown by this stuff.  :lol:
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #58 on: May 29, 2012, 05:30:18 pm »
Number 82 probably applies to all -isms.

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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #59 on: May 29, 2012, 05:31:53 pm »
Number 82 probably applies to all -isms.

Good Stuff!

Yes, but those are the 3 most glaring examples.

Also, supply-side economics.  There is NO evidence of it working, and TONS of evidence that it fails.

But we have to listen to people jabber about it at LEAST every 4 years.
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