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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #60 on: May 29, 2012, 05:37:10 pm »
Number 82 probably applies to all -isms.

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Yes, but those are the 3 most glaring examples.

Also, supply-side economics.  There is NO evidence of it working, and TONS of evidence that it fails.

But we have to listen to people jabber about it at LEAST every 4 years.

But, But it trickles and floats boats, so it must be sound economic policy... or water... but those are close to the same thing, right?
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #61 on: May 29, 2012, 05:38:54 pm »
Number 82 probably applies to all -isms.

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Yes, but those are the 3 most glaring examples.

Also, supply-side economics.  There is NO evidence of it working, and TONS of evidence that it fails.

But we have to listen to people jabber about it at LEAST every 4 years.

It's getting to be that time.  :x
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #62 on: May 29, 2012, 07:32:58 pm »
"If they only jabber about it once every four years, they are talking bullshit that never works, aimed at idiots with no memory and limited imagination."
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2012, 06:47:42 pm »
101.  If you throw a line out there to offend someone, why are you surprised when they get offended?

102.  If you make a living by driving truckloads of bees around, there's no need to worry about how much liability insurance you have.

103.  Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

104.  #103 does not work on people.

105.  #103 does not work on relationships.

106.  Policemen, as a rule, have no sense of humor.  Do not act as if they do.

107.  It might go IN easily.  A doctor may be required to get it OUT.  Consider this in advance.

108.  Don't do this.

109.  If I can't whup it, I'll GO DOWN. (CotSG proverb).

110.  Being witty on facebook is like being Albert Einstien in a school for the mentally handicapped.
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #64 on: September 04, 2012, 07:47:26 pm »
A sufficiently advanced ideology is indistinguishable from mental retardation.
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #65 on: September 04, 2012, 10:29:31 pm »
:lulz: I like that one.
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2013, 04:34:18 pm »
Porno Myth #1: If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #67 on: September 09, 2013, 04:43:12 pm »
This still holds true.  Thanks, TGRR!
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #68 on: September 09, 2013, 04:45:59 pm »
This still holds true.  Thanks, TGRR!

Just keeping you bastards on the straight and narrow.
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Re: The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.
« Reply #69 on: October 16, 2013, 01:16:08 am »
110.  Being witty on facebook is like being Albert Einstein in a school for the mentally handicapped.

Also holds true for 93.6% of comment threads/forums on the Internet, I've discovered.

Especially Youtube. CRIPES.
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