101. If you throw a line out there to offend someone, why are you surprised when they get offended?
102. If you make a living by driving truckloads of bees around, there's no need to worry about how much liability insurance you have.
103. Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
104. #103 does not work on people.
105. #103 does not work on relationships.
106. Policemen, as a rule, have no sense of humor. Do not act as if they do.
107. It might go IN easily. A doctor may be required to get it OUT. Consider this in advance.
108. Don't do this.
109. If I can't whup it, I'll GO DOWN. (CotSG proverb).
110. Being witty on facebook is like being Albert Einstien in a school for the mentally handicapped.