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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #90 on: December 12, 2011, 10:32:45 pm »
Halloween?

Just looked into it. Red Sox winning the World Series in 2004.
Dude knows how to celebrate.  :lol:

I guess he's supposed to look like Manny Ramirez?
Who cares? He's up there giving a speech or something in a fucking dread wig.  :lulz:

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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #91 on: December 12, 2011, 10:37:54 pm »
Halloween?

Just looked into it. Red Sox winning the World Series in 2004.
Dude knows how to celebrate.  :lol:

I guess he's supposed to look like Manny Ramirez?
Who cares? He's up there giving a speech or something in a fucking dread wig.  :lulz:

Hehe, point.
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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #92 on: December 12, 2011, 10:45:12 pm »
Sorry, but none of your mayors hold a candle to mine:



Ladies and gentleman, I present Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #93 on: December 12, 2011, 10:46:31 pm »
Sorry, but none of your mayors hold a candle to mine:



Ladies and gentleman, I present Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

I am laughing so hard at this.  :lol: 
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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #94 on: December 12, 2011, 10:48:24 pm »
:golfclap: Yeah, I think you win. :D
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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #95 on: December 12, 2011, 10:56:12 pm »
In his own words:

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"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
- R. Scott Bakker, The Darkness That Comes Before

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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #96 on: December 12, 2011, 10:56:26 pm »
Sorry, but none of your mayors hold a candle to mine:



Ladies and gentleman, I present Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
I am imagining a blingtastic bejeweled crown just out of the frame.  :lulz:

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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #97 on: December 12, 2011, 11:07:16 pm »
And just in case you were wondering:

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People always ask me the same question, they say, 'Is Boris a very very clever man pretending to be an idiot?' And I always say, 'No.'

Or as Frankie Boyle put it:

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He's the sort of person who 200 years ago would have died aged 30 leading a cavalry charge into a volcano.
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
- R. Scott Bakker, The Darkness That Comes Before

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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #98 on: December 12, 2011, 11:08:42 pm »
:lulz:
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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #99 on: December 12, 2011, 11:14:09 pm »
Halloween?

Just looked into it. Red Sox winning the World Series in 2004.
Dude knows how to celebrate.  :lol:

I guess he's supposed to look like Manny Ramirez?

Needs more PEDs. :lulz:
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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #100 on: December 12, 2011, 11:25:52 pm »
Sorry, but none of your mayors hold a candle to mine:



Ladies and gentleman, I present Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

 :lulz: Holy shit.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #101 on: December 12, 2011, 11:28:30 pm »
This is our previous mayor, who was kind of awesome:




AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I KNOW, RIGHT?

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #102 on: December 13, 2011, 12:15:42 am »
:lulz: Nice!
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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #103 on: December 13, 2011, 12:50:27 am »
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Re: Obama blinked.
« Reply #104 on: December 13, 2011, 01:05:30 am »
So how do I chose vote?




I'm 76.9% serious, because this broken system is still better than any system currently employed for choosing a government than I can think of right now.

Here's my scheme how I vote:

I'm a registered republican (I love wasting their postage and wasting their time on the phone)

and I enjoy the act of voting. The seniors who check your ID are so friendly. I getting my dice warmed up before I go into the booth. I like to pretend I'm voting for IMPERATOR or something really important. Honestly, I don't think my vote really makes any difference. But I want to play participate in democracy anyway!


Vote RANDOMOCRAT


One game is to limit yourself to one reroll per election. That you still have a little bit of choice, and the excitement builds as you move across the ballots. HMMM, should use my reroll on that dickbag?

If the headline news is PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION COMES DOWN TO ONE VOTE I will reevaluate this tragedy of the commons. I feel like I've invented this SUPER HIGH STAKES game that's more exciting because I only get to play every four years.
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