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ATTN: iarmit
« on: August 17, 2011, 04:40:41 pm »
Every time I see your user name I see armpit......

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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 04:41:10 pm »
Every time I see your user name I see armpit......

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I see "I arm it".  He's a fucking terrorist.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 04:54:20 pm »
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.



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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 04:55:21 pm »
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?

Iarmit.

Iason.

Hmmm.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2011, 04:59:23 pm »
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?

Iarmit.

Iason.

Hmmm.

OH NOES!!!

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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.



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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 05:02:14 pm »
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?

It's short for lazy narm.
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
- R. Scott Bakker, The Darkness That Comes Before

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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 05:03:49 pm »
For you new people, Iason was an evil man that used to post here before Indianpolis got nuked.

He made a xylophone from live kittens and played it with a taser.  He shot gerbils into traffic with a PVC potato gun.  He blackmailed Mayor Walkup into choking skeeter in public on Congress Street.  He strangled Oakland (this is not an obscure sports reference).  He invented "reverse obstetrics".  He convinced Rick Perry to run for president.

He was a friend of mine and a colleague, but I have to say that the government did the right thing.

Society must be protected.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 05:08:26 pm »
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?

It's short for lazy narm.

That entry made me laugh. Hard.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.



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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2011, 05:15:11 pm »
You should read all the examples.  From the literature section:

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"That's no chicken. It's evil manifest."
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
- R. Scott Bakker, The Darkness That Comes Before

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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 05:24:42 pm »
This is like when my mom was having a brain-tumor seizure, and kept saying "tulip" to the paramedics.  It was... kind of jarring then, but it was memetic how we'd use the word after.  And then she died.

HAHAHHAA TULIP, HAAAAAAA!

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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2011, 05:36:08 pm »
You should read all the examples.  From the literature section:

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"That's no chicken. It's evil manifest."

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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.



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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2011, 06:13:42 pm »
For you new people, Iason was an evil man that used to post here before Indianpolis got nuked.

He made a xylophone from live kittens and played it with a taser.  He shot gerbils into traffic with a PVC potato gun.  He blackmailed Mayor Walkup into choking skeeter in public on Congress Street.  He strangled Oakland (this is not an obscure sports reference).  He invented "reverse obstetrics".  He convinced Rick Perry to run for president.

He was a friend of mine and a colleague, but I have to say that the government did the right thing.

Society must be protected.

I love it when you do that.
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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2011, 06:17:50 pm »
I like seeing Dok referencing Foucault as well.

/purposefully missing the point
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2011, 07:14:48 pm »
For you new people, Iason was an evil man that used to post here before Indianpolis got nuked.

He made a xylophone from live kittens and played it with a taser.  He shot gerbils into traffic with a PVC potato gun.  He blackmailed Mayor Walkup into choking skeeter in public on Congress Street.  He strangled Oakland (this is not an obscure sports reference).  He invented "reverse obstetrics".  He convinced Rick Perry to run for president.

He was a friend of mine and a colleague, but I have to say that the government did the right thing.

Society must be protected.

I love it when you do that.

What, tell the horrible truth about Iason?
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: ATTN: iarmit
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2011, 06:26:23 pm »
Hate to disappoint, but my moniker, is simply my first initial and a good
portion of my last name. You are free to draw what ever conclusions you wish  :mrgreen: