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Global Recession
« on: August 19, 2011, 05:52:10 pm »
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Economists-see-growing-risk-apf-91921973.html

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WASHINGTON (AP) -- Discouraging economic data from around the globe have heightened fears that another recession is on the way.

Fresh evidence emerged Thursday that U.S. home sales and manufacturing are weakening. Signs also surfaced that European banks are increasingly burdened by the region's debt crisis and sputtering economy.

The rising anxiety ignited a huge sell-off in stocks that led many investors to seek the safety of U.S. Treasurys.


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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 05:53:23 pm »
Technically, the numbers were showing growth.  Not much, for sure, but it was there.
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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 05:53:53 pm »
I've seen the Morgan Stanley industrial numbers.

This is a "recession" in the same manner that WWII was a "spat".
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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 05:57:19 pm »
Technically, the numbers were showing growth.  Not much, for sure, but it was there.

Um.  The rate of change is actually pointing toward contraction.  The global growth has slowed significantly, and the US is already contracting.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/business/sns-rt-us-globaleconomy-research-morg20110818,0,2101956.story

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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2011, 06:03:19 pm »
Hm.  I guess this was where I heard about it.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/sep/21/business/la-fi-recession-over-20100921

Yeah, it was a year ago, which is why the subsequent downturn would be called "another" recession.

I have a feeling these are academic and technical terms with specific meaning that the public neither knows nor cares about.
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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2011, 06:16:28 pm »
So, we're still basically fucked and I should continue to prepare for the zombie appocalypse? :D

In all seriousness, I have not seen any improvement here in St. Louis, but then again this is Midwest hell so I thought we might be a bit insulated.

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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2011, 06:31:30 pm »
Hm.  I guess this was where I heard about it.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/sep/21/business/la-fi-recession-over-20100921

Yeah, it was a year ago, which is why the subsequent downturn would be called "another" recession.

I have a feeling these are academic and technical terms with specific meaning that the public neither knows nor cares about.

All that matters in the end is whether or not there are jobs available, and whether or not money spends.

The rest of it is all horseshit.
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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2011, 06:35:19 pm »
So, we're still basically fucked and I should continue to prepare for the zombie appocalypse? :D

More like a great big fucking war, coming soon.
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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2011, 07:24:54 pm »
So, we're still basically fucked and I should continue to prepare for the zombie appocalypse? :D

More like a great big fucking war, coming soon.

Damn, do you really think it is going to come to that? 

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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2011, 07:29:11 pm »
So, we're still basically fucked and I should continue to prepare for the zombie appocalypse? :D

More like a great big fucking war, coming soon.

Damn, do you really think it is going to come to that? 

That always happens when recessions/depressions go global.  Sooner or later, world leaders are looking for ways to distract their people.
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2011, 07:39:56 pm »
So, we're still basically fucked and I should continue to prepare for the zombie appocalypse? :D

More like a great big fucking war, coming soon.

Damn, do you really think it is going to come to that? 

That always happens when recessions/depressions go global.  Sooner or later, world leaders are looking for ways to distract their people.

I've been thinking of ways I can hide my son once they reinstate the draft.
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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2011, 08:08:34 pm »
So, we're still basically fucked and I should continue to prepare for the zombie appocalypse? :D

More like a great big fucking war, coming soon.

Damn, do you really think it is going to come to that? 

That always happens when recessions/depressions go global.  Sooner or later, world leaders are looking for ways to distract their people.

I've been thinking of ways I can hide my son once they reinstate the draft.

Mine wants to join up....

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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2011, 08:09:13 pm »
So, we're still basically fucked and I should continue to prepare for the zombie appocalypse? :D

More like a great big fucking war, coming soon.

Damn, do you really think it is going to come to that? 

That always happens when recessions/depressions go global.  Sooner or later, world leaders are looking for ways to distract their people.

I've been thinking of ways I can hide my son once they reinstate the draft.

Mine wants to join up....

Mine ships out in 17 days.
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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2011, 08:11:08 pm »
So, we're still basically fucked and I should continue to prepare for the zombie appocalypse? :D

More like a great big fucking war, coming soon.

Damn, do you really think it is going to come to that? 

That always happens when recessions/depressions go global.  Sooner or later, world leaders are looking for ways to distract their people.

I've been thinking of ways I can hide my son once they reinstate the draft.

Mine wants to join up....

Mine ships out in 17 days.

Can we hope that by joining now, when the shit does hit the fan they may have moved up enough in rank to avoid the front lines?


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Re: Global Recession
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2011, 08:12:14 pm »
So, we're still basically fucked and I should continue to prepare for the zombie appocalypse? :D

More like a great big fucking war, coming soon.

Damn, do you really think it is going to come to that? 

That always happens when recessions/depressions go global.  Sooner or later, world leaders are looking for ways to distract their people.

I've been thinking of ways I can hide my son once they reinstate the draft.

Mine wants to join up....

Mine ships out in 17 days.

Can we hope that by joining now, when the shit does hit the fan they may have moved up enough in rank to avoid the front lines?



That doesn't work for enlisted men.  In addition, the rear ain't exactly safe, anymore.  You're actually better off in an infantry outfit, where at least you get decent training.
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