We are available for hire for parties.
You must sign a non-liability agreement, a non-disclosure agreement and agree to the terms of our individual and collective riders (you might want to look these over before you write the checque. Things like the raw, unpasturized milk and the baby japanese anal eels are easy to get but some of the other items...aren't).
Additionally, the rest of us are not responsible in the event that TGRR, Nigel or Freeky's actions should lead to criminal persecution/action.
Please call our agent at 555-2323 for availability.